JL2 got me a book about Jimi Hendrix, because she knows how much I love his guitar playing! She said, "I hope this helps you, but please, no playing the guitar with your teeth!"

Whenever I read out loud the cats gather 'round to listen no matter where I am.

I just watched an old BBC documentary narrated by Slash, it was really good!

I've gotten so many comments on this photo, people must really love Jimi Hendrix!

JL2 is painting a portrait of a really sweet movie star and wonderful Facebook friend, can you tell, from this blurry photo and canvas wet with paint, who this is?

Okay, this is the beautiful Jewel Shepard! Jessica (JL2) wanted to make something Jewel can keep or sell, maybe Del Howison could sell for her. She needs all the help she can get, so if anyone wants to help out. Let Del, Jewel, or Jessica know!

You can contact Dark Delicacies!

I ran a bath for JL2 and brought her some coffee. I asked her if she liked the bubble bath I bought and she said, "Can you get me some half and half cream, baby?"

So I went and opened a carton and when I came back in she was busy writing and I didn't want to disturb her, so I just poured the carton into the bath and she screamed, "NOT in the bath! In my coffee!"

I didn't know, 'cause I had been talking about the bath. She said it was expensive, but now she loves the way her skin feels!

Mankind faces nuclear armageddon and must build colonies on Mars and beyond, Stephen Hawking has said.

JL2 and I were talking about this and terraforming and she asked me, "What planet would you like to colonize?"

So I said, "I'd like to try Uranus."

She said, "I bet you would, but that ain't happening!"

I was playing Alien Chess earlier while eating a bowl of noodles when all of the sudden I started having chest pains! I thought it might be msg or too much sodium, a heart attack, maybe even gas... It felt like something was trying to burst it's way out of my ribcage! Turned out I just needed to poop really bad!

And kids, this is where babies come from!