I swear, where ever I go, girls will show me their belly buttons!

I'm getting the rep that I have a fetish for the button and that simply is not the case.

However, I'm not in any way complaining that girls are proud to share their beautiful bodies with me. I'm all for that...!

One girl was so excited to show me her belly button and compete for attention that she laid on her back, filled her button with ranch dressing and handed me a basket of fries.

I had to pass, cause I have grown to like honey mustard on fries. She was sad, but what could I do?

It was a great photo op for me, but my camera phone was in the car.

I am all packed up and ready to head back to LA. I got tapes of old radio shows like "The Shadow" and "Sherlock Holmes" in my car because there is zero radio reception once you begin driving up into the mountains.

I like driving at night. I like being fairly alone on the darkened road. I also like to increase my chances of having an alien encounter.

Not illegal aliens...

You know what I'm talking about.