The weekend shoots by like a drive by.

I sleep not at all and work comes quick.

Okay...

Maybe I screwed up when I said that I thought Dakota Fanning was Hot a few weeks back...

I was thinking of Famka Jansen when I said it. Both got odd, but cool names.

That may have been wrong, but am I wrong in thinking my niece Callie is kinda Hot?

"Hot" in purely visual terms, not like "Bangable" hot...

Oh forget it!

I give up on you people!

My brother is far uglier than me, so if any of you know a single chick that wants cute kids...

I'm the dude!

Because my brother is taken.

This is Callie and she and I share the same DNA, so it's possible that I could have beautiful babies.

You could be my Natalie Portman and being a Gemini, I could be your Annikin and Vader!

Trailer up and looking cool!

That movie!

I ordered my Wookie costume just in time for Fresno's 123 Degree May summer!

Michael Eisner, the longtime CEO of The Walt Disney Co., will step down a year earlier than expected, handing over the reins to Robert Iger and ending a tumultuous stint atop the entertainment giant.

Do I really care?

No, except I think he's married to that hot piece of ass Willow Bay who is a CNN anchor... Love her!

Just not as much as Christi Paul...

Or Robin Meade...

Erica Hill...

Robots took over the box office with $36.5 million, I think $36.5 million of that was for the new Star Wars trailer.

Quentin Tarantino, director of cult moves "Pulp Fiction" and "Reservoir Dogs," was named Film Icon of the Decade at an awards ceremony in London by more than 12,000 readers of Empire Magazine.

Those Limeys!

Accepting his award, the 41-year-old announced plans to retire from movie directing in 15 years to become a theater manager.

Where he will annoy every customer with his immense knowledge of Black Cinema...

I could die in 15 years!