...but who doesn't anymore? I'm not into sports, but I got locked in a state of suspended animation when I caught a glance at the new Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue for 2009.
I dunno, when girls shave it all off, not even a landing strip, it seems to take all the fun of nudity out of it. Whenever any girls come around here (and brother, do they!) with their Lady Business all smooth, it just looks like they sat in gum. They sit on my clear vinyl covered inflatable couch in the nude and when they get up it's like their lips are stuck to a frozen flagpole, there's an audible pop when they snap free.
It doesn't even look Nude without some hair to focus on. That's why I have a goatee! I want you to focus on my beautiful lips and perfect teeth and what I'm saying. And I want you to do exacting what I say!
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