...the Female Orgasm!
The sign couldn't be more important!
I was reading Ryuichi Kaneko and Dr. Kunio Kitamura, authors of "Sex no Subete ga Wakaru Hon" and they said, "The entire (Female) brain emits theta waves when women reach an orgasm that are close to 10 times stronger than when men climax. So, if theta waves are an indication of an orgasm's strength, then women experience an orgasm that is physically impossible for men to go through. Putting it a little crudely, if the intensity of a woman's orgasm was played through a man's brain, there's a danger that the shock to his system would kill him."
That's how I want to die!
Also, the sole purpose of the male honeybee is to mate with a young queen. When the male, Drone honeybee finally gets his chance to mate with a Queen, her orgasm is so strong the electric charge produced in her tiny vajayjay rips his sex organ out and he spirals to his death.
That's not how I want to die.
Here's what I'm thinking:
The energy required to create these powerful theta waves in the female human is a not insignificant burst of energy that could be tapped using convention scientific and medical procedures. Women could be placed in beds lined in a facility or Render Farm and harvested to supply energy through their orgasms. Just like the house with a windmill or solar panels, payments from the utility company to the home owner when they feed the grid, these Farms with say a 1000 Women in every community being paid a fee to be stimulated either mechanically or by human interaction and brought to orgasm. Their energy burst captured and released once converted from DC to AC.
If you think this sounds coarse, think about how we could be saving the children of the future. Saving the Earth and all it's wildlife. These women could stop global warming! These women would be heroes! These women's cootches could be the free cold fusion/fuel cell/thing-a-ma-bob we've been looking for!
These women could be anonymous. Each bed could be concealed in a small room or dorm-like setting. Unattractive women need not be excluded as the equipment used in mechanical stimulation has no prejudice.
That said, the facility would need to cover start up costs in building and infrastructure, but that could be easily provided by fee based webcams to the dorm rooms to the more attractive women.
Lesbian women would be like having twice the power and should be rewarded, as long as they are "Lipstick Lesbians."
This would be the perfect way to stimulate the economy! This could provide a nice and safe income for the young female college student, or homemaker who might be referred to as a MILF. Being that medical stimulation would be akin to masturbation, the lonely housewife should feel no guilt while providing this important civil duty while being married.
If you feel you're ready to help the Earth move into a new era and save the planet, please send me a full body nude photo (for Medical purposes only) to my email address.
Saturday night I was doing my part for Earth Hour 2009!
Me and folks in 88 countries in every time zone turned off or lowered their lights for one hour as part of a campaign to highlight the threat from global warming.
Got drunk so I slept through it, but all my power was out anyway cause I blew a fuse earlier when a friend tried to demonstrate her Sybian for a video advertisement she wanted me to shoot and I had to converts a two-prong grounded wall plug to a three-prong outlet for the machine. It didn't work, so she left and I went to bed.
Earth Day is on the way and I suppose I should repost my "Angry Blue Planet" videos, ya know, for the kids.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KDGE
Always wanted to make it to Wikipedia without writing it myself. I'm afraid of when those that don't like me start editing my history.
Been thinking of driving up to Tennessee, to where my mom's buried. There's huge reunion in a month or two, but that might be difficult for me because it'll be crowded in that little coal mining town. Maybe this is something I should go do myself, for myself. I haven't seen her grave since her funeral and now that dad's dead maybe it'll make me feel better to go spend some time with her.
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