According to the latest reports from Doctors, Michael Jackson is...

...still dead. While watching "Ghost Hunters International" on SyFy last night, I decided to unpack my FLIR Thermal Imaging Systems Camera (it detects heat) and while setting it up I was horrified to discover a white-hot boner in my pants! I knew my pants were haunted! Need to get out there and go on some more ghost hunts! I know there's ghosts just waiting to be discover. I can feel it in my pants! This was one of the very first music videos I made. It was way back in the 80s and believe it or not was very influential, a look adopted by young British directors and Ad Agencies, as that rough style b/w 16mm had yet to peek out of the common high gloss MTV productions. I know, I was kind of a genius when I was a kid. What happened to all that talent? Way back then I was a go getter, I was able to wrangle free help, free cars, free locations, free film, free lights, free nude teen girls... Of course, I found if you can get the nude teen girls first, everything else will fall in place. Gotta get going on making this new film! Working on a new script that I think could be an awesome fun movie to make! I was at a restaurant yesterday and was making notes and the waitress came over to ask what what the script was about and as I told her, her eyes glazed over. I like to think she was staring off into space because she was imagining how great it would be to see it, rather than an unfocused glassy eyed lack of interest. The tip reflected her enthusiasm. Hey, I tipped her, please tip me! The Austin band was, The Pictures! Thanks to Jessica for finding it after it was lost all these years! http://www.facebook.com/v/1180958160164

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