Tuesday, September 15, 2009

She said my behaviour was puzzling, then she said, "I love puzzles!"

Have you ever posed nude in a photo for your lover, then they became your ex and you wondered what happened to those pics? Please share with me the story!
 
...and the pics if you can : )
 
There are so many things I want to say to you, to write for you and to you, then I think, "I'll do it tomorrow," or "when I get there," but there is no there there and tomorrow never comes.
 
If I do all the work it will take for me to get ripped abs, will my life improve, what will I get for having them?
 
I guess, I was thinking about these ads I see for ab building, but I wasn't so much thinking about health. I know people who have sixpack abs who are not healthy at all.
 
Have you ever called someone the wrong name in the worst situation, like calling your teacher "Mom," or used a past lovers name for your current lover? How did you get over that mistake?
 
A "friend" told me a funny one. He was having sex with his new lover and at the moment of climax he sighed, "Oh Laura!" but this girl wasn't Laura, but she knew Laura and she SHOUTED, "What did you call me?" and with quick thinking he said, "I said, 'Oh Lord!' because you are so amazing!"
 
I shut my cable off, canceled it, just waiting for them to actually disconnect it. Thought I'd just watch until it's static. I'm still being productive. I think I am anyway...
 
It's funny, I'll ask people if they've seen any good movies lately and they will say, "Oh no, no time!" then they'll tell me about some DVD they rented and I'll say, "Isn't that a movie?" but they don't think of DVDs as movies. They think a movie is in a theater! Then some don't watch TV, or even have a TV and they brag about it, but they watch their shows online... UGH!
 
There was a time when I went a few years without TV and it seemed I was very productive then. But I know people that watch TV all the time and are amazingly prolific!
 
My house smells like Summer now, because I hung up a new shower curtain and that smell reminds me of brand new pool toys, slip n' slides and vinyl dominatrix outfits.
 
Imagine I was making a feature film and looking for micro funding from numerous wonderful people like you and you had $20 to spare. Let's say you donated it. Bought one of my Tshirts. Left me a nice Tip in the TipJar. What kind of film from me would you really be willing to part with that small amount of... cash? I think, for everyday of the shoot, I will wear Marc Jacobs! Must put that in the budget!
 
Okay, I'm seriously considering using all the talents of my good and smart "Friends" here to help in an experiment to make a feature film using ideas we generate in a lil' game of Mad Libs! Everyone will get credit. To start, let's just fill in some blanks, shall we?
 
The name of this cool film from Jerry Lentz is, "The _____" it's a cross between "_____" and "_____" and is about a _____ that meets a _____ and they discover a ____!

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