Yes, that's me voicing this trailer for Simon & Schuster's, "The Five Greatest Warriors" by International Bestselling author, Matthew Reilly!
I hope they remember me for the voice work when the movie trailer is needed!
Monday, November 30, 2009
Sunday, November 29, 2009
I saw "Adventureland" on DVD after missing it in theatres. I guess the trailer didn't do it for me. However, I have to say, this is a great film. I was moved and wanted to hangout with the characters after the film was over and see how their lives were going for them.
The soundtrack is perfect! The Velvet Underground, Lou Reed, INXS and the New York Dolls.
The cast is perfect! Jesse Eisenberg, Kristen Stewart, Ryan Reynolds, but Martin Starr is amazing!
Greg Mottola is a hero!
To me this film is right up there with "Dazed and Confused" "Diner" "I Vitelloni" and "American Graffiti" I really loved it!
After it was over I wanted to get a bus ticket and head back to NYC, but then I thought it best to do just like in the film and go find that one you love.
Saturday, November 28, 2009
Friday, November 27, 2009
While you were gorging yourself with food...
...I worked hard to create the Most Incredible Show for You!
However, I too was gorging myself with food, so much so, I split my pants while bending down to pick up my headphones. So I hope all the embarrassment was worth it! I hope you appreciate all the difficulties I go through to entertain and enlighten you! I hope I can get these pants sewn up, because they were my favorite jeans! I know you're still full and couldn't eat another bite, but please Listen to the show, It's Wafer Thin! Fellini Tells All, Hitler's Muscle Car, Donny Osmond a Winner, Adam Lambert too Sexy, Dakota Fanning and Kristen Stewart Rock, Precious, Valentino, Playboy Outsourced, Charles Manson the Greatest Dad, Lee Harvey Oswald, Mysterious Sea Creatures, Paula Deen Hit in Face with Ham and More Amazing Fun! Find links to The Jerry Lentz Podcast and consider being a supporter of this Independent Radio Show yourself by visiting the Magic Ball Tip Jar on this site. http://www.jerrylentz.com Listen, subscribe and share this podcast in various ways by visiting these links! http://jerrylentz.podomatic.com/ http://www.blubrry.com/jerrylentz/ http://www.gcast.com/u/JerryLentz/main http://www.jerrylentz.com/podcast/podcast.xml http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=304095539Thursday, November 26, 2009
Happy Thanksgiving to Everyone!
Please take a moment and think of those less fortunate, those who may not be with families, those who have nothing and look at the food that may go to waste. You know there's always too much food! Why not wrap up a little care package of leftovers and surprise a hungry lonely fellow American, or fellow Human with something good to warm their bellies and it will warm your heart!
Surprise yourself! Why not be the One that others you've never met are Thankful for? Thanks, Jerry You must visit:http://www.jerrylentz.com/
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Wednesday, November 25, 2009
I'd love to have you for Thanksgiving Dinner!
You look good enough to eat! Ready for some stuffin'?
Don't be a turkey like me and spend it all alone, you can listen to all my podcasts and it will be like we're together! Try any of these, if it doesn't work with your system or country, try another one! http://jerrylentz.podomatic.com/http://www.blubrry.com/jerrylentz/
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Tuesday, November 24, 2009
I've said it before, and I'll say it now, I love Floria Sigismondi!
Can't wait to see what the genius does with, "The Runaways" film with Dakota Fanning playing Cherie Currie and Kristen Stewart as Joan Jett!
Monday, November 23, 2009
I had plans on taking her back to my place under false pretenses and killing her.
Didn't know how I would do it and wasn't worried about getting away with it, I easily knew 50 people we worked with that wanted her dead as well and would not only cover for me, but possible reward me.
She was bossy, sarcastic and loved to humiliate me at the office. A Louise Brooks haircut with an evil mind and long thin body.
I found out it was all a lie. She was wild, scared and wanted to be tamed.
At my house she saw a painting I hadn't quite finished on my easel of the new girl in the Marketing Department where we worked. It was a nude.
She hated this girl and she told me so.
I sensed a rivalry and a weakness, so I made her undress everything except her Giuseppe Zanottis. On all fours she licked milk from a bowl like a good pussy cat.
I took pictures and told her she'd have to do whatever I wanted or I would let everyone know.
It only aroused her more.
At a midnight screening that Saturday, I introduced the Roger Corman film "A Bucket of Blood," later she joined me at a bohemian café and over coffee and pie she asked me about my paintings.
Even though it was almost 3am she came back to my place to see them again. I put on the album "Special Beat Service" and she undressed for me.
"Paint me," she said.
I dipped my brush into some Grumbacher Academy Cobalt Blue watercolor and began painting circles on her stomach. Spiraling outward from her bellybutton the brush found other regions to tickle.
When I woke up she was gone, but that afternoon I put the White bed sheet with Blue streaks in a frame and hung it on the wall.
Two months later, she left a message to pick her up at a Casting Office off Hollywood Way.
I pulled over to pick her up. There was a smile where earlier was goth abandon. She slid in and told me she got the part. I leaned over to kiss her, but she turned to wave at another actress leaving the audition.
"It's going to be great for me now, this will change my life," she said.
I smiled and put my hand on her knee.
She said, "There's nothing for you to worry about with this movie, it's just 'girl on girl' no dudes."
Sunday, November 22, 2009
I had a dream the other night I can't quite shake.
Dreamed that there was a new reality series started on TV and I was asked to be a part of it because a "friend" on Facebook was a talent coordinator. The idea of the show was to take a famous stand-up comic, or a comic actor and team them up with a regular person and train them to be funny. It was kinda like "Biggest Loser" but for comics. So the mentor really competes against the other mentors for charity. The mentors were like Jerry Seinfeld, Larry David and Garry Shandling. My mentor was Ricky Gervais and I couldn't have been more happy. Yet, somehow in this dream I knew this could never happen as a show in real life. So Ricky is working with me, showing me his writing process and I eventually go onstage and perform my material and I kill. The crowd really digs my stuff! Then, later in the dressing room Ricky comes in and says, "You were awful. Completely mental. Nothing worked. You're a sorry comic and your jokes are shit!" But he said shit, like "Shite!" Anyway, my great happy dream turned into a load of bollocks and Ricky Gervais said, "Oh, and the laughs you got? Yeah? We told the audience to laugh and applaud at everything you did, sorry mate." It was like a horrible prank. I was in tears. I woke up and felt awful about it, but later thought that might really be a good idea for a TV series. If I could only sell it! Now watch, this will be another idea of mine stolen! Thought you might like to hear Ricky Gervais, Steve Merchant and Karl Pilkington talk about Thanksgiving. It's in 4 parts and very funny!Saturday, November 21, 2009
Got a used 1976 hardback edition of "Fellini on Fellini" by Federico Fellini for $1 and while reading Page 54, underlined it said, "...nothing is more uplifting and enriching than the terror of deep despair."
In the margin handwritten in ink it said, "Tell Jerry!"
What gifts old books can bring!
Friday, November 20, 2009
As Giant Corporate Media Companies collapse around us with mass layoffs, I bring you my latest Podcast!
2011 the End of Oprah, Giant Killer Meteors, Suicides of the Beautiful, Nicolas Cage Worlds Worst Actor, Mass Layoffs Lead to Mass Office Shootings, Weird Military Experiments, Preteens are the New Victims of Police Brutality, Fat People Hunted Down and Killed!
This podcast is supported in part by The Texas Triffid Ranch where all your carnivorous plants questions are answered, the Diet Soap Revolution, a great and fun podcast for anti-capitalist fiction, gonzo and personal nonfiction, and way out, but true factoids, also, Robert Graysmith author of "Zodiac," "Autofocus: The Murder of Bob Crane," a new book, "The Laughing Gorilla: A True Story of Police Corruption and Murder" and now pre-order, "The Girl in Alfred Hitchcock's Shower!" You have to see it to believe, it's a fantastic story! Find links to these generous supporters of The Jerry Lentz Podcast and consider being a supporter of this Independent Radio Show yourself by visiting the Magic Ball Tip Jar on this site. http://www.jerrylentz.com Listen, subscribe and share this podcast in various ways by visiting these links! http://jerrylentz.podomatic.com/ http://www.blubrry.com/jerrylentz/ http://www.gcast.com/u/JerryLentz/main http://www.jerrylentz.com/podcast/podcast.xml http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=304095539Thursday, November 19, 2009
I know what she's been doing!
She seemed different to me now. It was like she had been several different women since I first met her. I'm sure I'm different too. All the lives and lies we live.
Years ago I met her when I was working at a radio station. I was DJing a live broadcast at a club and she was introduced to me by a girl that worked with me. After the gig, the three of us ate at an all night diner and when she got up to use the restroom, my friend told me, "Watch out for this one! She's an actress and she's crazy, I think. You'll need eyes in the back of your beautiful bald head!" She licked the creme from her spoon and added, "But she's really sweet and I know for a fact she digs you and everything you do on the air." 12 years had passed and she was driving me from BBC Broadcast Centre in White City to her place. She had already upset me by being an hour late and she told me how I had changed since we last saw each other by saying I had put on weight. "Have you ever played hooky, called in sick and ran off with a lover for a day away from everything? How did you do it, what did you do and how did it feel?" She said crinkling the cellophane from the last pack of smokes she ever did. "Did you make a baby?" She put her hand on my knee. I didn't answer. "I don't believe people plan on having kids. People get pregnant and justify it by saying they 'Planned' it, to fit in with society and to be nice to their "Accidents/Kids." The ones that do plan, need fertilization, are selling off their children, or are acting in Pregnancy Test Strip commercials." She told me smiling. "Have you ever met someone at night, drank, danced, talked, laughed, then later made passionate love to them only to discover the next morning they were hideously deformed?" She continued as we climbed out of the car. There was a heavy girl I had a crush on when I was young, I really liked her when no one did, even the girls were mean to her, but when she lost the weight and became a hotty she ignored me and got pregnant by the jock and had 5 babies. "Book title; Fat Friend becomes a Thin Bitch!" She said unlocking the door to her flat. Has anything like that happened to you? "Have you ever wanted to go back in time and tell that lost love how much they meant to you and that you're sorry for leaving them?" She unzipped her top. When I was a kid I would read Creem magazine and the words of Lester Bangs, Dave Marsh, Patti Smith, and Cynthia Rose, and imagine they were talking just to me with albums spread out on the carpet sharing with me the good, the bad and the why of music. But who would explain to me about relationships? "Is there a band or singer you loved and then years later you were playing some old tunes and you went, 'Gee, what did I ever see in them? That's awful!' She took her boots off. She unbuttoned her jeans and peeled out of them. She wasn't wearing panties. She glanced at me to see it I was watching. "Are there old clothes you have that you just can't get rid of because of the memories, or you don't want to admit time is passing?" She was nude and she kissed me on my neck as she wrapped herself around me. My mom used to make quilts and they had everything in them. All my old clothes. I lost her to cancer and the house with all my quilts that she made for me burned. I don't like to acquire things that I know I will lose. "I'll always be here for you, baby." She whispered in my ear. We lose everything. She wanted me to see an old porno from the 70s that for some as yet unknown reason she loved. We had finished the last bottle of wine, it was storming outside, she just put her head on my lap when the tape was eaten in the VCR and she said, "Our memories won't be like videotape will it? We'll always remember this, right?" Days later she was to show me the Agatha Christie house. We never found it. There was a big party. We crashed it. A heal on her shoe broke and she took them off. I saw a plate of treats. I scooped them up. We ran with the stolen goods and had a picnic in Kensington Gardens. Has there ever been a nagging question you had to ask and then were very sorry you ever did because now you were afraid it would alter the way you felt about someone? Years earlier she had put her bare feet up on my dashboard as an ocean breeze blew through the open windows and Underworld's song, Born Slippy played. "I love this song so much I would marry it!" she said painting her toenails. "Not only that, but I would marry it, fuck it and then kill it for it's money," she added. Have you ever fallen in love with someone a long distance away, and were troubled by how to get there to be with them? What did you do? I showed up at the small dirty room she rented in Tower Hamlets and she asked me with her wicked look, "Wanna pet my pussy?" I knew she wanted me to say, "Move your cat and I will," like Johnny Carson did, but I wasn't in the mood to play with her. My allergies were acting up, so I grabbed her cat, threw it outside where it would surely die, then I undressed what was left of her clothing and banged her on the kitchen table. 8 years later the industry I found myself trapped in was falling apart. We had seen a band at Brixton Academy she knew and there was talk of me making a video for them for some quick cash to pay of a growing debt. We warmed our hands over the fire in the oil drum. She told me she had runaway from her family and haven't talked to them in 11 years. She told me she had been raped, but did nothing about it. She showed me her scars. The emotional ones. I slid up my sleeves and showed her mine. The self inflicted physical ones. "You could be my family" she said. I smiled and she kicked the drum and we watched the embers float up to the stars. The following week it was surprisingly sunny and one day in that said week I walked the aisles of the East End Thrift Store near the Whitechapel Tube looking for her. She had found an old wedding dress. It was draped across her arm like dying lover. She was sad. "This might have been someone's happiest day. Now it's thrown away." She looked up at me with her big eyes, "Tell me this isn't going to happen to us." In Santa Monica 8 years later, I sat in her car, the rain pelted the windshield, you could barely see the beach, she put her head on the steering wheel and said, "Why shut me out? Why are you ignoring everyone? What have we all done, for you to build this wall?" That weekend in her Venice apartment where she lived now while working on a soon to be canceled television series on a soon to be bankrupt cable channel she tried to tell me everything. How everything would be different for us. How it would be wonderful. How we could be happy. "I don't care what's happened these past years, it's not real, we have each other now. We still love each other and that's all that matters!" She told me. We embraced. I caught my reflection in a photo on her nightstand and I knew bad dreams were on their way for me again. Dreams of her with all those other men.Wednesday, November 18, 2009
It's a crowed cafe, you're alone at a table, a babe walks over and says, "Excuse me, is this seat taken?"
You're luck has changed, "No, it isn't!"
"Thanks!"
And they move the chair over to a table with happy attractive people, awkwardly leaving you by yourself at a table with no extra chairs.
Yes, it's a burn.
I love Thaila Zucchi, the Bunny Boiler! You just have to see this!
There's also a great classic Candid Camera about giving a lil' girl a tiara and then saying, "Oh sorry, we meant to give it to a pretty girl" they take it away to give to another lil' girl... brutal!
Did you see the one where they follow a sighted person and his trained guide dog and as he's at a light waiting at the crosswalk, they disconnect the dog from the leash and attach a trained pig? The look on his face when he reaches down to pet the dog, but it's a pig and it oinks, is priceless!
I hate when mean pranks are done to me, but if it's done with love, and sex is involved, it's nice!
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
Seriously, who doesn't love cute Japanese girls?
Even as a kid, it was a real turn on to see them running and screaming from monsters and bombs!
If I could afford to live in Japan, I would in a heartbeat! They have the best TV Shows in the World! Here's 3 awesome examples! I wish the quality were better, but stick with them, the payoff if worth it! First, here's a game show where you have to guess which girl is really telling the truth about her orgasm! http://www.gametrailers.com/user-movie/crazy-japanese-orgasm-girl/219989 This next one is awesome! You might at first not understand the trauma that is about to be inflicted upon these nude guys, but it is amazing! I have see this one about 1000 Times and it just doesn't get old! Girls with meat strapped to their heads with dinosaurs in a cage... GENIUS! http://www.123video.nl/playvideos.asp?MovieID=62669 How in the hell with these great Japanese minds at work did we ever lose the war?Monday, November 16, 2009
Don't you hate that shocking feeling you get when you are knocked out drunk and the screaming kids in the back of the schoolbus you're driving wake you up?
As Xmas approaches, let us not forget the reason for the season; mass layoffs before New Years will increase corporate end of year profits!
Just realized I can use the Bowflex Ultimate® to hang my shirts on so they won't wrinkle! Now back to my 2nd bowl of Cap'n Crunch!
In a continuing effort to become more human than human, I attempted to telekinetically move a ballpoint pen using only the power of my mind, but while straining to do so, I accidentally farted!
Now that they found water on the Moon, how soon will it be before they start bottling it and selling it?
"2012" may have a worldwide box-office of $225M this weekend, but I found $5 between the cushions of my couch! So I too, am a Winner!
I didn't see the movie, but I saw, "Deep Impact" "Armageddon" "Earthquake" "Towering Inferno" "Poseidon Adventure" "Con Air" "Waterworld" and the trailer for "2012" and that's all I need, I think. I made a pact; if Roland Emmerich won't see my movies, I won't see his.
Maybe when it's on DVD, or basic cable and it's 3am and I've been drinking, or on painkillers... I'll watch the film and enjoy it then.
Sunday, November 15, 2009
Ever find an old photo from a movie star and think they are so beautiful and wish you could go back in time to meet them?
This is a picture of Simone Saint-Cin that my friend Jared in Berlin found for me as he works on the restoration of a lost short French film called, "La Cité Je t’adore." Jared knows I've been looking for any and all info about her.
World War One was still burning and Wyatt Reed, a great great uncle of mine on my mother's side was in Paris living in Montmartre. One day, according to his diaries he was walking down the long stairs of Rue Foyatier when walking up toward him was the most beautiful girl in the world. He immediately hopped over the railing and began following her. As a Tennessee hunter he was a patient man. He followed a safe distance behind her.
Simone Saint-Cin was her name and she enter the side stage door with the other dancers of the Paris Night Club. He bought a ticket and wait for her show. She was just a background dancer, but his eyes were on her.
In a letter back home he wrote, "When I look at her my heart aches, I haven't slept for days."
After the shows and in the early morning Wyatt followed her to a cafe where he sat a few tables away and watched her drink her cup of coffee. She finished and as she left her pay on the table and turned to leave she glanced at him with a slight smile and walked away.
Months later with an Army buddy of his in a cinema, they watched some film and one short subject that might just have been "La Cité Je t’adore" as it's the only one know to have her in it. It was a small part in a small film, but he watched it many times and always leaving before the main features as not to be distracted and possible lose the image of her face already branded in his mind.
Wyatt Reed was shot in the back by a sniper in Verdun. In the dirt and unconscious, he was deemed dead and left that way even after over 400 other wounded were collected and taken to a French Army Hospital near Marne. If it wasn't for the fact an Ambulance truck broke down next to him and the driver found him coughing he might have died there.
Days later he awoke to the most beautiful nurse in the world, Simone Saint-Cin.
While dancing she had studied and received a diploma from the French Red Cross. In all that mess they found each other, married, had children, drank wine and danced with each other at almost every sunset.
Saturday, November 14, 2009
How much time do I have? How much do any of...
...us have, really?
I'm getting so much older than I want to admit. It's getting harder and harder to hide the fact. Can't afford cosmetic surgery and Photoshop only works on pictures. I want to hold on to time. Sometimes I wish my life were more exciting with trips and travel to collect some good memories, but mostly I want to sleep through these boring and dull times. Time travels fastest when in suspended animation. I can really sleep sometimes. When I was putting together the podcast yesterday, I was listening to some old tapes of me on the radio years ago, it was really a wonderful experience! I mostly hate anything I attempt to do, I'm so critical, and I know the pain of not reaching a goal, so why put myself through it?Listening to the shows however, I heard a much younger version of myself from something like 20 to 25 years ago. I can say that I was great now, because it really isn't me, it was a different person than I now am, because all the atoms in my body have completely changed in those years since then. I was funny, smart, quick witted, talented... Where did it all go? Did it fade away? Is it all still here and I can't see it?
Listening to myself from back then, it seemed the whole world was right there ahead of me. Anything was possible! Money was being thrown at me! I would never have to worry about ever getting in situations like I have found myself in these past years. How did I let myself down? How did I fail to live up to the dreams that young boy had? All that promise wasted! Listening to the audio I was sifting through, I felt fantastic! I can't explain it. It was time travel! Looking back at photos of myself at that time I was thin and handsome, but at that time I felt fat, ugly and unlovable and believed people when they said so, I hated myself then! I wish I looked that way now! Maybe it's the same way with the audio? I was hearing music I had played that I had forgotten about. All those old catchphrases and jokes that blew away.I wish I could talk to that young boy that was me and tell him to turn left here and not right on that corner, don't believe what this person says, and instead believe this other one. I would tell him to watch out for those promises that certain people made, but mainly to be kinder to himself. Don't worry so much. I would tell him I loved him and that everything would be okay and that I would always be with him and listen to his dreams and desires and I would try my best to make them happen for him. I would tell him to be happy because there are good people out there that love him.
Friday, November 13, 2009
Git 'er Done! My part in the rise of Larry the Cable Guy...
...is now available for you to experience!
Thanks to David Cross and his "Open Letter" for making me aware that Larry the Cable Guy was a regular guest on my Morning Radio Show in Dallas on KDGE The Edge when he was just a germ of an idea in the mind of Dan Whitney. Hear Dan explain how Larry the Cable Guy came about! Hear a portion of my show and a small sampling of the group I worked with that helped create an original, fun, thought provoking and influential radio show far ahead of its time! Hear these stories and more! The Creation of Larry the Cable Guy, Dan Whitney, Jerry Lentz, Ernie Mills, Jackie Mitchell, TC, Josh Venable, Alex Luke, KDGE The Edge, Dallas, MTV, Disney World, Jeff Foxworthy, Daisy Dukes, Alice in Chains, Time to Yourself, Living with a Girl, Hottest Girl on Star Trek, Young Jennifer Lopez Sex Tape, Messiah Of Evil and More Fun!On Podomatic!
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Thursday, November 12, 2009
I won a Silver Addy Award for being the voice of the American Red Cross Heroes Radio Campaign! Here I am on the right, receiving the award from Clear Channel's Cindy Rippe at the S&D Convention Center Addy Award Ceremony!
What a night of partying, drinking, dancing, singing, drinking, eating and getting drunk!
Now if I ever get cut and need blood, the Red Cross has to help me!
I want to thank everyone that made this prestigious award possible and I want to thank those that drove me home!
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
I think I may have found the most beautiful actress I've ever seen and the odd thing is I've seen her many times before and never noticed her.
How is it that there can be someone so beautiful and one day you go, "Oh, I never realized..."
Well, I have these remastered "Star Trek: The Original Series" DVDs with all the new special effects and they are so clean looking. Well, I was watching the episode, "Dagger of the Mind" with Marianna Hill playing the super hot Dr Helen Noel and I was just blown away by her beauty. She has amazing eyes and lips!
Just look!
I kept thinking, she looks so familiar. Then it occurred to me that she was in "Messiah Of Evil" made by Willard Huyck and Gloria Katz, who wrote the screenplay for American Graffiti.
See this fantastic photo of us!
Wiki Messiah of Evil!
Watch "Messiah Of Evil" alone at 3am!
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
I'm scared...
...to think that so soon after posting about Alfred Hitchcock, I came across this and missed including it, but I will add it now so you can watch a great interview with Tom Snyder on The Tomorrow Show from 1973.
I remember as a kid my friends made fun of Tom Snyder, mainly doing bad Dan Ackroyd imitations from Saturday Night Live and not realizing what a truly great show he had then. Look at Letterman now, or Leno, or even Charlie Rose... Where are the unknown musical acts, or the dangerous guests? It's nothing like what Tom had going. I remember the John Lydon The Sex Pistols interview, Harlan Ellison, John Lennon, and Wendy O. Williams and the Plasmatics blowing shit up!
I would get my mom to loan me money to buy an album of a band I had seen on Tom's show, or a book by an author he had interviewed.
Some people thought he was uptight, or too business, too much of a suit, too clueless to get what was going on, but I never thought that. He introduced me to a lot of cool stuff. It's Alfred Hitchcock and Tom Snyder in six parts all ready for you to see. Part 1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RHDujSjOZk Part 2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGxJ7pla48U Part 3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPzx-R6RuLA Part 4 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55qUOHImiG0 Part 5 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqLu7mzOrFM Part 5 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvK06X6C-qkMonday, November 09, 2009
I want to see this film so badly because...
...I love the films of, Henri-Georges Clouzot, of course, but I have always loved Romy Schneider! To me, she really was an amazing beauty!
Just watch this trailer for the new documentary, "Henri-Georges Clouzot's, INFERNO" and see how hot it will be! Checkout this amazingly fantastic and hypnotic looking clip! You most likely remember him for having directed "The Wages of Fear" and "Les Diaboliques," but I also loved his "Le Corbeau." Look at this compilation of Romy Schneider and her work. Read how "scientists" are communicating with Romy Schneider in the afterlife! http://www.worlditc.org/c_04_s_bridge_27.htmSunday, November 08, 2009
Theodosia Burr Goodman was born in 1885. She became Theda Bara and made more than 40 feature films between 1914 and 1926. She died of stomach cancer in 1955 in Los Angeles. Many thought her name was taken from an anagram of "Arab Death". Only 4 of her features films exist, all her others turned to dust.Saturday, November 07, 2009
Friday, November 06, 2009
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Thursday, November 05, 2009
Are you ready for someone that knows you and can express your real suffering?
Are you ready for one, who has a sincere smile, yes, who has a kind word, who hears your dreams, who can see you the way you truly are inside and yes, then feel the open arms holding you above all others, and hear the voice that whispers to your very soul? Yes, you are ready for more!
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Oh look, there's a Rape Machine!
I'd go outside if it looks the other way!
You wouldn't believe the things they do!Tuesday, November 03, 2009
I find myself in a Hitchcock frame of mind, so I thought I'd share what I've been watching.
Monday, November 02, 2009
Finally, I have something a 17 year old girl wants!
Don't be dirty! I'm talking about my Podcast!
When I was a teen, girls didn't want anything I had. Sad, really. My friend's 17 year old daughter loves The Doors and Ray Manzarek. I know, it seems odd, but she's really an awesome young lady. I mentioned to her I had talked with him when I was doing a morning radio show on the iconic alternative rock radio station KDGE The Edge in Dallas and I met him a few times when I moved to Los Angeles. She seemed very excited, so I dedicate this special podcast to her. Ray Manzarek Flashback Interview, Jim Morrison, The Doors, Perception, William Blake, Psychedelics, Subconscious, Kyle MacLachlan , Oliver Stone, Shamanism, American Indians, JFK, Echo and the Bunnymen, World Music, Jonathan Demme, Dallas, The Edge and More Fun! There are many New Ways for you to experience the show! Join the growing Cult of Listeners! Learn Awesome things you didn't know you needed to know! Don't you dare start crying! Shut up and listen to the show NOW! It's PAINLESS! On Podomatic!http://jerrylentz.podomatic.com/ On Blubrry!
http://www.blubrry.com/jerrylentz/ On Gcast!
http://www.gcast.com/u/JerryLentz/main The Feed!
http://www.jerrylentz.com/podcast/podcast.xml On iTunes!
http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=304095539
Sunday, November 01, 2009
When Evan Handler plays me in the film it won't look right to you!
Well, Chris Pine didn't look like William Shatner either. Maybe it's best we just squint our eyes and let our disbeliefs be suspended.
Artist and film-maker Sam Taylor-Wood, 42, is to marry her 19-year-old boyfriend Aaron Johnson, the star of "Nowhere Boy," Taylor-Wood's first feature film as director, which tells the story of John Lennon's early life. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/8335453.stm I love the part where it says, Taylor-Wood and her first husband Jay Jopling, the art dealer, divorced last year, following the break-up he had a brief relationship with singer Lily Allen, who is 22 years his junior. It's like it's a competition! I love movies about becoming something, like a band, a famous painter, or a hideous monster. If "Becoming Something" was a genre, it would be my favorite. I thought this film was pretty good and they even looked like the guys a bit.
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