...the roadblocks I have encountered is that I really don't like many people I come in contact with, I have no skills I can offer in the way of healing them and I don't like meetings.
Now, if I could have a religion that worships say, "Me" for example, and that's fine, I would however like the followers to be at some distance, contact me via "Prayer Email," send donations through PayPal, stuff like that and maybe every once in a while have a "Special" meeting with the females for a "Laying on of Hands," blessing them and their beautiful bodies and maybe "Speaking in Tongues," if you dig what I mean.
But then really, what do I have to offer?
I again, can't heal anyone. I can't bring anyone back from the dead. I can't give anyone an afterlife.
Don't even have a great story. No characters like, Angels, Demons, Aliens, Robots...
Need to work something up that's unique, original, sexy!
Need some books I can sell, need to write them first! Ones with awesome pictures and big print. Maybe even a pop-up book!
There are so many goofy religions, cults, groups, that have large followings that are as empty of ideas as mine, but they still prosper. Also, I don't want any dudes in my cult! That I've decided! Just me, the "Leader" and a bunch of cool, hot, sexy ladies dressed provocatively, singing and dancing and worshiping me.
Got to figure out a good story that will bring the gals to my Church. What's the pitch? What will hook them in? Oprah has a lot a ladies, maybe I could give away free cars, or shoes... What do sexy potential cult babes want?
See? This is where I always end up. The plan never gets completed. I wish I were smarter, but then I know smarts has nothing to do with it!
Maybe it's just too silly to think I could have a big mansion filled with beautiful followers captivated by my magnetic and charismatic presence and them, half nude, willing to do my bidding at all hours, pleasing their Master. I know I couldn't stop giggling at it all. I would ruin it! Sabotage it!
I guess my Momma didn't raise no cult leader!
Maybe I could find just one beautiful woman and worship her and then she'd worship me and we'd take turns doing each others bidding? Maybe that's a better idea?
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