I hate this picture, but only because I'm in it. To show you I'm not as vain as I think I am, I have posted it here and will direct your attention to the odd position of my feet, the strange posture and what appears to be a need to pee badly.

Actually, the photo was snapped just as I was making a turn at the edge of the stage before the start of my one man show at the Monticello Opera House!

The crowd went wild, but just not at the time or all at once!