Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Lick me! Oh, wait... It's self-adhesive. Oh hell, just lick me!

Everyone needs a hero sometimes and one of mine made it to a stamp! So because I love mailing postcards to friends when I could easily email and because of my Black Heritage, I was thrilled to find Oscar Micheaux at my Post Office today! When I find myself complaining about not getting money to make films, I think of Oscar. He made films when films were really hard to make and when not only being a filmmaker was tough, but being a Black Filmmaker would have been down right unbelievable. He's been an inspiration to me for years.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oscar_Micheaux

My own filmmaking efforts hit a snag today when I was contacted by lawyers for Fox News saying I had used content that is owned or licensed by Fox and News Corp in my short film, "Saucer Boy" and it's true, I did. I knew it and really didn't care at the time. I suck that way sometimes. I was wrong and they were fair and balanced about it.

I'm feeling great! Had a great day so far! I've lost so much weight I need to buy some new pants! These are all loose in the crotch and my junk flops around like a sausage in a plastic WalMart bag! Look, I'll show you! Just reach in there! Isn't that like trying to catch an Alabama Black Snake in an empty potato sack? Yes, it is!

Where I'm currently sweating, we have a heat advisory and the heat index is 110 Degrees in my pants! Don't burn your mouth on it!

A few weeks back an old friend's wife found a photographer on craigslist to shoot some boudoir or glamour photography of her as a gift to him on Father's Day. Cute idea, right? Her laptop froze and as he was fixing it he found over 100 pics of her having sex with other guys on the same set her gift to him was shot! What would you do if you found your spouse doing porn?

Yeah, I got a voicemail about it. He said he hasn't confronted her about it yet. He wants custody of the baby and he's planning some kinda divorce strategy. This might get messy because she's been on some kinda prescribed medication since having the baby, so it might involve malpractice or something like it.

I have so many married friends getting caught cheating that it scares me. How will I ever be safe? How will I even know if I'm going to be with a woman I can trust? Are we ever meant to be monogamous? Then why marry if we aren't? I know I'm a one woman man. I've never cheated. Yet, I feel I would be devastated if I were married and my wife cheated on me. Why is that? Why should I let something like that hurt me? Other than worrying about diseases and death from them, should I get all bent out of shape because my wife is out sleeping with strange people? Is it just me?

Jealousy isn't something I've had to worry about in the last couple of decades. Well, there was that one time I pulled a muscle in my right hand and was force to use my left hand and that felt like cheating. But jealousy doesn't feel good. It's an unusual feeling to me. You just get eaten up inside and wonder how your loved one could do whatever it was they did to you and you're seething anger makes you a horrible monster saying horrible things and is any of that helping bring that person back to you? Does anyone learn their lesson after cheating?

Your spouse can say, "I'll never cheat on you sweetie!" But then when they do it's like, "Opps, I'm bad, sorry. I guess I lied. Okay, now I will never cheat on you again, honey-bunch! Promise!"

Yesterday was Summer Solstice, the longest day of the year! So I was doing the things I never have time to do and I did them with love!

Did you have sex last night as part of the summer solstice celebration? If so, can you describe to me what sexual magic ritual you were performing and what you feel will come from doing it with me listening to the wishes you want your spells to make come true? Tell me what you want to come true now?

Come on, I live through you!

Knowing me as you do and knowing how I feel about you, share your first impressions of me and tell me how you feel about me now that we've grown so close. Please be gentle. I've been trying to come out of my shell after many many years of heartache. I'd hate to hear something that would hurt me and ruin all this hard work I've done to better myself so I could be a good strong man for you.

Posted via email from jerrylentz's posterous

0 comments: