The idea just popped in my mind and vibrated there, waiting to be acted on and written down. It was like I was watching a movie. I was just sitting at an Alabama Barnes & Noble in the Cooking section giggling to myself as my characters did very naughty things to each other in my head.
Just when things where getting really hot and there would be no way for me to stand up without revealing the results of such thoughts and the tent pole fully extended and the affects of that pressure on my jeans, people started coming over and sitting next to me and engaging me in conversations.
You meet the most interesting people in bookstores! What section would I meet you in, what aisle?
One woman even pulled out her phone to show me photos of herself in a bikini, a few of her in bed and some with her big giant dog.
Southern women can be very direct. They aren't waiting around. They have BBQs and Balls, Perfumes and Pageants, Horse Shows and Art Shows to attend to and no man is gonna derail that.
No man has power over a real Southern Woman, unless she lets him. Usually, she wants to be dominated only in the bedroom. In the office environment or business, she's in control, but plays it like a man thought up the decision. She gets him to do the heavy lifting without him even realizing it.
There's lots of playing around in the South. Military wives drive the convertible sports cars and cruise for young sexually immature boys and interesting experienced strangers to awaken dormant emotions that only someone new and from out of town can draw out of them while keeping secrets.
People love giving me their phone numbers here in the South! I must seem unique, interesting, desirable... They must want to know me! They must want to talk to me! They must want to confess their most intimate secrets to me!
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