Dang! I sure do love me some Tarts!

Just had a Kellogg's® Brown Sugar and Cinnamon Pop-Tarts... It may have been the best treat I've ever had! I guess I really needed it!

Last night I ate a slice of the moistest chocolate cake and then had a slice of Cheesecake Factory Cheesecake with cherries... I was so full, but hungry this morning!

Man, this weekend flew by so fast! I just don't understand it! How can I make work fly by and time off having fun with friends stand still? Why can't boredom speed up? What a great world it would be if that could happen!

Went shopping with a friend and she was kind enough to buy me some much needed new shoes, as the old ones had holes all over them due to my hobo lifestyle. I guess she was embarrassed to be around me, or maybe she's just the sweetest friend a boy could have! I wish I had someone to pick out my wardrobe! I wish I had someone to buy me cool clothes. I wish I had someone to dress me up. I wish I had someone to undress me, too!

The other day I got sad news one of my best friends, Brian Muir passed away on Sunday, Sept. 19th. Brian and I spent quite a bit of time together. If any of the gang we hung out with has any photos of us together, I sure would appreciate you sending me some. He was a great guy and I will miss him very much.

I think I've reached that age where I will hear about more and more of my friends and family passing away. I hope I can handle it! I think I'm just too sensitive for this world.

The other day I was at the store and I saw a mother, she may have been about 25, teaching her young kid how to steal. I walked around the corner and she was showing her how to hide stolen clothes. When she realized I was just a customer she continued her education. Anybody ever try and get you to steal for them? What do you think about a mother doing this to her baby? I hate to be a snitch, but when I was checking out I tried to mention it to the checkout girl, but she was having problems with the register and gave me the wrong change. I sure thought about calling the police! The checkout situation was a complete distraction. I'm not a resident and was concerned about calling the police after the fact.

If you search it, there are so many cases of mother and daughter crimes! Many shoplifting crimes are teams. Mom and daughter! So far none of the mothers look like Angie Dickinson, but most look like Shelley Winters.

http://www.trailersfromhell.com/trailers/521

I was wondering if anyone knew the movie references I was talking about with Shelley Winters and Angie Dickinson. Shoplifting is interesting to me, because there are so many people that do it and don't have to, ya know what I mean? Rich people do it. There must be a medical term for that psychological condition for those that have that compulsion. Maybe it's Kleptomania, but I thought there might be another one.

Hey, have you ever been involved with a woman, girlfriend or spouse, and another woman came and hit on you, but when you told her you were spoken for, she said something like, "What she doesn't know won't hurt her?" How did you deal with it? Some women are not nice to other women. Gosh, that sounds so silly and I wish I hadn't typed it. I seem to run into women that would rather mess around with men who are attached. Isn't that weird? Or is it just the way it is?

Saw a headline that ran for over an hour as "Best Cities in the U.S. to get Head" before angry readers notified the editor. It was suppose to be, "...get Ahead!" I love goofs in print! I know I make them!

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