Even though my body seems to be falling apart on me and I find myself dealing with severe pain, my imagination is growing and my dreams are so vivid and real. I know it may be the painkillers I'm taking. Probably is the drugs, come to think of it. I wish the good dreams, the sexy ones I sometimes have, could go on and fade out with happy endings, but they just end, or I wake up in the middle of a passionate kiss, or embrace, or like the one I just had, I was standing on a balcony of an old castle, now a hotel overlooking the ocean somewhere with my beautiful girl wrapped in the white top sheet from the bed as the wind blew causing quick peeks and flashes of her thin nude body hidden underneath. I was holding a glass of wine and she was looking deeply into my eyes like I was the one she had always wanted and she wasn't about to miss a minute of our time together. I passed the glass to her and the stone work on the balcony began to crumble. We tried desperately to get back in the room but the entire side of the old hotel was breaking loose and falling into the ocean far below. She fell, but I grabbed her sheet which unraveled from around her as she held the very corner in her hands as her nude body with legs kicking swung below me over the jagged rocks and violent surf that was crashing and waiting to engulf us in our fall. I held the end of the curtains in my other hand as I tried to get my feet on some part of the wall, but every time I got what I thought was sure footing, it would crumble like loose chalk. Above me I could see the rings holding the curtain on the rod was popping one by one and we would certainly fall to our death.
I woke up at about that point all hot and sweaty.
Now, in the dream there was plenty of awesome sex just before the collapse of the old hotel, why couldn't it just stayed a good sweet dream and not turn into a Roland Emmerich disaster film? Well, yes it's true, I did have to wake up and go to pee. I suppose that was the crashing surf. Sometimes I have to go pee so bad! Sometimes the dreams are amazingly sexy and I get such a huge erection that I wake up from the cold because the sheet has been lifted off my body.
I have had dreams where I couldn't get my erection to go down! No wait, that wasn't a dream... I did once dream it was so big that I had to go to the doctor and they did an MRI on it and it turned out there was a big brain inside! They at first thought it might be an absorbed twin or a tumor, but later believed my peenie was super-smart. I ended up taking it on talk shows and we even won a huge amount of money on Jeopardy and sexy smart girls all wanted to meet it and pose with it.
I'd like to wake up from a great sexy dream without having any trauma or going into cardiac arrest! Please tell me how to do that!
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