Today I went to have dinner with some friends, but first ended up hanging out at a High School waiting in line with hundreds of people to purchase caps and gowns for graduation. It seemed like such a scam. The price. The fact you have to purchase them from one company. Something else and I forget the other parts that made me think this all was just some money making scheme for the school.
There is a young server at a burger place I frequent who is still in school and she has the most amazing memory for knowing what I want to eat. I asked if her grades in school are great as a result of her mental recall and she said she would study for the test, then take the test, do well, then forget everything she memorized.
Eating lunch with a friend who was kind enough to buy it for me as part of a celebration of some great good fortune that has just happened to me, we were chatting with another server I really dig and I actually had her laughing so hard, she fell to the floor and had tears in her eyes. People thought she was having a seizure.
She was telling us about a guy she's dating. She likes him being big and tall. She said she's grown tired of young guys who can have sex non-stop for hours. She loves her man getting tired after reaching his goal and falling asleep.
I somehow remembered a story I've told before, but if you've read it feel free to skip this paragraph. Once, I had dinner with a girl at a great BBQ joint and I took her home and after talking we ended up in the bedroom, but as we were getting seriously hot and being the clean germaphobe that I am, I reached into my pocket to get out my condom, yet I didn't want to ruin the mood fussing with the crinkly wrapper, so I turned down the lights and continued to get my meat in the bag, however try as I might I couldn't figure out what was wrong, it was loose and wet and cold and messy...
So I turned the light back on and instead of a condom, it was a wet nap moist towelette from the BBQ place!
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