They do! I'm not lying!
It's like I'm Tomas, the Prague surgeon in, "The Unbearable Lightness of Being" I swear!
At the hospital today I had to bend over for that shot in the ass. It was more antibiotics, by the way, but this time in a needle and for UTI (urinary tract infection). The nurse of course was young, thin, beautiful and had amazing cheekbones, but sometimes that doesn't impress me. You know me. I need something more.
Anyway, as I wasn't born yesterday and I've had numerous shots in the ass, I know I don't need to completely remove my pants. However, that's what she asked for!
I only realize now this was one of the nurses in a previous visit and posting that had to examine my penis during the rash. You may remember her comment after I wondered if the steroids they were giving me would make my "boy business" unbearably larger, to which she said in her deep husky voice, "Jerry, you don't want it any bigger! It's perfect they way it is."
Or something to that affect. I could go back and look it up, but I was there I know what she said, a guy remembers shit about what was said about his member.
Okay, so today I know she wanted to see the "man machine" again. She may have been aching to see it and hold it and feel it's girth and weight again. For medical purposes I'm sure.
"Jerry, can you please remove your pants and underwear for me?"
"It's just a shot right?"
"You aren't scared are you?"
"No, but that's a lot of clothes coming off to stick me up high on my cheek!"
"I'll take mine off first if you want? I got something to show you anyway!"
I know what you're thinking… "How does Jerry do it?" "Why do women want Jerry Lentz so bad?" "What are Jerry's thoughts on the Federal Reserve?"
Listen, girls lie all the time around me, acting to their friends, "Oh, I'm not like that around Jerry! He's gross!" Then, they get me alone and they start playing their little evil games. They try and talk bad about me to their friends and family and to the Police, but when they are alone with me…
The Panties Come OFF!
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