Happy New Year!!! Kiss me, or get a spanking! I know I need some!
My hard drive seems to have crashed and I may have lost all that I am. It may be a few weeks before I get my MacBook Pro back, so my online appearances will be limited with very few wardrobe changes and musical dance numbers.I can't sleep. Horrible dreams about my MacBook and all that I lost in the hard drive crash. Using a friend's pc while they sleep. Haunted by a ghost in the room I'm sleeping in and wondering if it's the spirit of my dead computer. Sad. All my work. It wasn't backed up, so much of my genius is history. The documentary I've been editing is most likely lost. Three books I've been writing, gone. All the porn I've collected over the last few days, toast. Please put me in your thoughts and prayers that it can be saved. It won't always be easy for me to be online as I can't afford the cost of repairs right now. While trying to distract myself from this trauma, using my friend's pc, I read on Yahoo News that sex is best with women over 50! The most I've had sex with was two women at one time with another girl just watching, I hated it! I can't imagine over 50! See, I thought it meant, over 50 women... Not women over 50... Never mind. Also, while I'm here people have been messaging me wonderful thoughts and letters, some asking how I make love so well, just let me say my great secret in lovemaking is...
I use a full stick of real butter.
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