I thought it was just allergies hurting my throat!

There must be something other than all the pennies I shoved up my nose as a kid that has me all stopped up and unable to do my voice work! It's not peanuts! It's not dogs! It's not cats!

People think this cat, kept by a nursing home, regularly predicted patients' deaths by snuggling alongside them in their final hours. But security cameras now show the cat smothering the patients with a pillow! Evil Kitty!

Since I'm snowed in, and unable to work, I thought I'd try a Netflix "Play Now Watch Instantly" streaming movie. Oh it's so great! The Modern World can be so neat at times! I watched some nice documentaries and an old one, but I love this film and I wanted to have something I already loved in case the streaming experience wasn't great. Also, I have a new MacBook Pro so I can do fun things like this now. So, I watched "The Front" with Woody Allen about blacklisting and writing in the McCarthy-era television days.

Whoever invented Netflix has to be a genius! Why is it so hard for people to understand Leonardo da Vinci was a Drag Queen? He couldn't sell paintings of pretty dudes so he dressed up like Mona Lisa? Whose the victim?

NEWS: During tough economic times when U.S. consumers are trying to cut back the indulgence they can't seem to live without books. We should all be writing books! Wait, aren't we all writing books? If everyone is, and everyone is, you know that, how can you stand out in the crowd of books? Write controversial things! Controversy sells!

So this Focus on the Family, Jesus group bought an ad on the Super Bowl for $3.2 million? I wonder how many unwanted babies that could have fed? How many condoms and pills could have been given away? How many sex education seminars and medical help could have been covered? What a way to make money!

Actor Rip Torn, who I really love, has been charged with breaking into a Connecticut Bank! I say, "Good for him!" We should all be doing to the banks what they've done to us!

Financial Experts now say renting may be better for you than buying a home, also you can save so much more money if you use the wifi at the library, shower at the gym and sleep in your car!

People are not tipping as much anymore. Time are tough!

According to Allure a Twenty percent tip is a good rule of thumb for the person who performed the service; hair, pedicure, waxing... And $5-$10 to Podcasters!

Dang, do I want Osama bin Laden on my side about global warming and climate change? The enemy of my enemy is my enemy? Is Nuking that bad for the environment?

It's now been exactly 62 Days since I started my low/no-carb diet!

I just read, "People who tap their feet burn up to 350 more calories a day than those who sit still. That adds up to nearly 37 pounds a year!" What's some good toe-tapping music to play while hanging out here on the web?

It's cold, and snow is still on the ground and people all over are finding hills to climb and slide down! It looks so fun! I want to join them, but my throat is so sore!

With Winter here and lips chapping, skin drying, I thought I should rub on some Bag Balm! I wish you were here to feel how soft, smooth and kissable my nuts are!

http://www.bagbalm.com/

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Not only was the snow coming, but so was the Snowman!

I made a snow man, but I made a snow woman too so he wouldn't be lonely, plus I made my neighbor mad by making them make out on the hood of his car, cause as you can see, my car didn't have enough snow on it!

Mean neighbor destroyed my snow man and yelled at me saying it was, "Disgusting!" Thinking up possible revenge scenarios now.

I'm in for the day, I believe, unless someone with a warmed up car comes to pick me up. My allergies are so bad right now, I find I'm unable to do all the voice work I have piling up. I actually don't feel like doing much. Eyes are watery and I'm just so stopped up.

I could read some of my many books, but it's difficult with puffy, blurry and watery eye. Can't even watch the movies I want to see. I need to find some medicine to help!

You'd think with all the snow on the ground my allergies would be better?

Maybe I'm allergic to something in my place?

I have so much to do! Maybe cabin fever will begin to set in and I can get my taxes done, write my book, edit my films, post some eBay items, and get my life in order!

Yesterday was Oprah's B'day and as part of my celebration I read some life improving articles on her website and feel too overwhelmed by it all. If I did every little thing all her life coach experts suggested what kind of man would I be then? Could I do that whole, My Year of Living Like Oprah, thing? I remember once watching the awesome Fred Willard talking about all the advice car experts had for saving money on gas, like; Tire Pressure, New Spark Plugs, Gas Saving Gadgets, Save 5% here 10% there... and then he said he had to pull over every couple of miles to open up the gas cap so the gas could pour out! That's what it's like! If I did everything Oprah suggests, How strange a person would I be?

Hope you are enjoying the New Video Blogs/Vlogs I'm doing... Just an experiment. The Jerry Lentz Vlog shows the Oprah Shrine for those that worship her! She settles the Leno Conan Controversy! Sex in Snow! Scalding Hot Neti Pots! And More!

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My work influences and inspires young artists worldwide, as it should!

Thanks to artist, Erin Shea for this beautiful portrait of me!

You too, should do your part to support the Arts! If you're an Artist, think about mentoring. If you're lucky enough to be wealthy, think about becoming a patron! Inspire others!

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Click the Donate Button on the Left Sidebar to feel what it's like to make beautiful dreams come true!

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Don't forget Valentine's Day is coming up!

20 years since we'd seen each other. Both made mistakes. Wrong turns. Dead ends. All lanes closed. Detours parted us. The world shifted in time and our roads finally merged. We found ourselves together again. Here. In each others arms. Embraced in an everlasting kiss.

Weird dream, I had; Obama was on my iPad, we were gonna get a major High-Speed Rail System in the U.S. to create jobs, I adopted a rescued little orphaned Haitian girl, named her Zooey because of J. D. Salinger, while I was shooting a Toyota viral commercial, a cool mini thriller with Kristen Bell and America Ferrera as Census Workers mistaken as spies. I was worn out when I woke up!

JD Salinger, who wrote the 1951 literary classic and personal favorite, "The Catcher in the Rye," has died at the age of 91. His books were important to so many people, here's an example of his importance by featuring a character many involved in the film have said was based in part on your humble narrator, even using my name.

Picked up my broken car up from the shop, got supplies for the coming blizzard, and I heard the most AMAZING story at the garage! It's really something! You'll dig it! It's so creepy/scary!

Okay, I was told the shop repairs the ambulances of one of the big local hospitals. Seems about 10 years ago an ambulance broke down and they had a wrecker haul it in to the shop. After several hours of it sitting there, due to other vehicles waiting to get serviced, a mechanic set about to repair it just as darkness was approaching, but heard a strange knocking about inside! He opened the back door and strapped on the gurney was a man covered in blood who had been injured in an accident, picked up by the ambulance and on the way to the hospital, the vehicle broke down. It got picked up, but they failed to mention and or simply forgot the unconscious man inside! Happens everyday!

On this Date in 1845 Edgar Allan Poe's The Raven was published under a pseudonym in the New York Evening Mirror.Here interpreted by Christopher Walken, with illustrations by Gustave Dore.

If you've ever had a kitty die, I feel for you, but realize, sometimes they come back! And that isn't always good! Be prepared! The Zombie Kitten Apocalypse is here!

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I'm still impressed by the words of..

...Steve Jobs at the iPad Keynote!

http://events.apple.com.edgesuite.net/1001q3f8hhr/event/index.html

I want to live in a "magical and revolutionary" world!

I've been reading "Cecil B. DeMille: A Life in Art" about the great showman filmmaker and Jobs to me is that; a Showman, but one that delivers on the promises. So the Moses thing was apt, or is that app... Nevermind.

While looking for Moses pics to post, I saw some that had him portrayed as a weak old man, feeble, boney, but I like to imagine him as Jesus was on the cross, all abs! As you know, I'm into something like over 60 Days on the Atkins Diet and using Vitamins and exercise to sculpt my body into something that doesn't disgust me too much when I catch myself in the mirror when I shower, or look up at myself in the mirror on the ceiling above my waterbed when I'm spanking it.

Started trying something kinda new for me and that's a Vlog to coincide with the podcast and my other social networking experiments.

Thanks to all the well wishes for my dieting and exercise success from all my friends! I still have a ways to go, but even as shy as I am about my body, I will display it for you NOW in this video! WARNING: Partial Nudity! Sorry, I wish I were hotter.

Books I'm reading, Movies I'm watching, a Russell Brand documentary about "On the Road," Nude Bible Stories, Mad-Libs and more! Enjoy!

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My car broke down, took it to the shop, and to fix it is more than I have and...

...my bills have piled up so I'm sad and depressed and scared about my future!

So to keep from crying over my circumstances I pop in a DVD of Laurel and Hardy I got at the Library, but it's not their good films, it's something from TV show appearances and the two are very old and not looking well, possibly sick and dying. It was so depressing I quickly went online to find some of their state changing comedy. Because I needed my state changed in a big way!

So I stumbled on Paul Merton's "Silent Clowns" miniseries from BBC Four and I was saved from crying over how my life is in the pooper.

I love Paul Merton, he does great work, I feel we've had some similar events happen in our lives. He's handled his events much better than I, however. When I lived in London I once saw him perform to an indifferent crowd who eventually was won over by him, then months later saw him walking toward me rather fast on the sidewalk in Camden, I worked up the nerve to say, Hello!" and have a wonderful conversation with him, so he replied "Hello!" without slowing his pace one bit. He may have even sped up and then he broke into a run.

http://paulmerton.com/

I really like his documentaries, like the "early" Hitchcock works, but this "Silent Clowns" miniseries is great stuff, too! So I will now share them with you through the magic of YouTube, so you better watch them soon or they will be deleted! Also know these are multipart shows and you will have to click part 2/7 and so forth from within the embedded window, cause I'm just posting the opening (1/7) part of each episode. There's Charlie Chaplin, Buster Keaton, Harold Lloyd and Laurel and Hardy, so dig in, pop some popcorn and have fun!

 

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I've been playing Mad-Libs with 3 of the prettiest girls in the world and...

...we are having so much fun! I was seriously in pain, my ribs hurt from laughing so hard!

My favorite sentence of one game was, "I must have been making too much noise, because the Librarian came over waving her butthole at me!" Playing it, causes something inside my mind to open up and think of all the possibilities, all the ideas that could be generated for books, stories and all manner of silliness. It's like poetry sometimes. Cut-ups like those of William Burroughs and David Bowie come to mind.

Replacing Nouns, Adjectives and Verbs, having to think of some crazy word causes a muscle in my mind to flex, which is good cause it's one that doesn't get used so much anymore. Here's one that isn't particularly great, but it was fun to do. Can you spot what might be the Mad-Lib added words, or what the original story might have been in the following work?

To Jerry she is always the vein. I have seldom heard him mention her under any other name. In his foot she eclipses and predominates the whole of her face. It was not that he felt any ghost akin to love for her. All emotions, and that one particularly, were abhorrent to his cold, precise but admirably balanced testicles. He was, I take it, the most adorably reasoning and observing pocket rocket that the world has seen, but as a lover he would have placed himself in a chubby loving position. He never spoke of the obnoxious passions, save with a gibe, a sneer, a kick in the rear. They were admirable things for the money - excellent for driving the veil from men’s motives and actions. But for the damp observer to admit such intrusions into his own delicate and finely cramped temperament was to introduce a distracting factor which might throw a doubt upon all his sexual results. Potatoes in a sensitive phone, or a crack in one of his own high-power panties, would not be more petite than a strong emotion in a nature such as his. And yet there was but one ladybug to him, and that sweater filler was the late Dorothy Parker, of dubious and questionable memory.

I LOVE Mad-Libs! Life Changing Fun!

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I wish my life was easier!

There's something so fantastic that's happened to me, something that has me walking on air!

I really have a chance to correct something that happened in my past when I took a wrong turn. It's like I stepped into a Time Machine, in a way. That all sounds great and it is, but today I took my car to the shop, it's going to expensive, I just know it, and as I was leaving beautiful snow began falling! I smiled for a moment and wondered if my car can make another drive across America, or will I be stranded?

I need more money to come in to get my life back to the way I want it to be.

Been in talks with various producers about hosting a national TV show, talking with people about doing segments for other shows, been talking with investors about numerous film projects, and I'm worn out. Is it all worth it? It's just talk, talk, talk...

Maybe I can just do something small, under the radar, just for fans and friends where the income isn't great, but comfortable and I can feel I haven't compromised my integrity.

I just want to hangout with my loving friends, drink wine, eat cheese and play Mad-libs and laugh and laugh and laugh...

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A smiling face hovered over me from the darkness inside and out, letting me know...

...everything would be okay!

Some wonderful feeling spilled over me and I instantly remembered the moment I was very young and at a theme park and in a roller-coaster type Haunted House and a voice inside my head that wasn't mine, said, "Don't worry, have fun, it's all just a ride!"

I relaxed then. And I relaxed now, bathing in what I can only describe as love. Warm love. Like I would feel when as a baby and my mother was hugging me.

All my life, I've just wanted people to like me, even love me and I discovered if I could make them laugh or smile, I would get a strange and wonderful feeling in myself for accomplishing that goal. To make someone else happy. It was like by giving love, I received love even if the person I wasn't returning it. It was like some deep pool way down in me would bubble up just by trying to be silly, or giving of myself, or joking, or shocking someone with a laugh. It was like siphoning gas out of a tank with a garden-hose, once it started flowing it would pull more out just by vacuum. It seems Nature abhors a vacuum. I have noticed in my life when I've had to move with short notice because of a job, or disaster and I've had to give away most of my possessions just to lighten the load, there was always more being given to me at the next destination to replace those items that had gone to charity.

I can't tell you how many free couches and chairs and tee vees and refrigerators, I've received by caring angels over the years!

Bet if you think about it, you'll find many instances in your life just like that, as well.

The reoccurring dream, I've told you about so often, where I'm in a boat floating down a calm river, has a companion dream that I used to believe was because I spent a lot of time traveling across the country either flying, but mostly driving, and now I believe it was telling me that life is basically a "road movie" and we are all "On the Road" and it's not about the destination, but is as always about making the journey and easing suffering in others and ourselves.

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I am glad I live in this era, to witness the work of genius on TV that is...

...Conan!

http://tv.yahoo.com/blog/conan-ends-tonight-show-with-class-lynyrd-skynyrd--941

His last monologue... So sad.

Artie Lange predicted it for sure, way back!

I think sometimes, I would like to have lived when it was possible to see the Marx Bros in person, or Jack Benny...

One time, years ago, my financial manager (when I actually made good money) was Steve Allen's manager. His father was Steve Allen's Agent! I'd go over for dinner and hangout with Steve Allen and hear Steve Allen stories and it was just great for someone like me, who loves the so-called "Golden Age of Television" but I believe we are, right now in a New Golden Age of TV!

It was great being able to go to The Tonight Show and watch Johnny Carson live on stage maybe 50 feet from you, or being in New York and getting tickets to see David Letterman from way up in the balcony. I wanted so badly to see Conan do his show live, those that saw his Tonight Show were very lucky and have something proud to share with others.

http://tinyurl.com/ycweocv

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Standing behind a group of 5 elderly happy people who were well dressed and looked like they had money, in line to the restaurant my brother took me to, I noticed one man kept dropping cash on the floor.

It was one of those joints where you pay first and eat all you want, so gramps was getting his cash ready. At his feet was two twenties. I looked at my brother and pointed.

"There's more over there," Stan said.

There was. So as they moved forward I bent down and picked up a total of $80!

I had no intention of keeping it, but I wanted to do something funny, so I tapped the old man on the should and said, "Ya know, you are all such a good looking group, I'd like to buy your dinners."

I handed them the money. Their mouths were hanging open. Then I broke it to them, that he had dropped it. It was pretty funny!

As I was walking to my table moments later, I was thinking of "The Secret" and how I keep visualizing "The Universe" dropping money out of the sky onto me and that maybe this was how it does it.

And I'm just giving my gifts away.

Sometimes people make me so mad and I wonder...

...where my anger comes from? How did I create that anger? What is it? Where did it come from?

I made it! In me. In reaction to something someone said, or did. I'm only hurting myself!

I know people are pissing me off, but why do I have to deal with it? Why can't I just ignore it?

You know, I would so rather laugh and be happy when someone is insulting or cruel to me, but inside I can vividly see them dying in the most horrible and yet creative ways. It's like "Final Destination" 24/7 in my mind!

One time a guy, who I worked with and was very insecure about himself so he was always saying something snotty to me in front of others to make himself feel better, walked in to insult me, but I was demonstrating to some people the new foam ear plugs I was using to sleep with because of construction noise in my building, and didn't hear a single thing he said. I guess I just looked at him blankly and didn't give the slightest reaction, so he became frustrated and stormed out, and I never had a problem with him again. Well, until he laid us all off.

Then, I wonder why I would even get so low and down that I would consider suicide as a viable means of escaping any bad situation? Why would I hurt myself? Am I angry at myself? Isn't thinking just like a program, or software in a computer? Maybe I think too much? Maybe my system crashes just like a computer. Maybe these bad thoughts I have are like viruses? I wish my mind were more like my Mac. It never gets a virus!

Dr. Wayne Dyer said, "When you squeeze an orange, orange juice comes out, because that's what's inside. When you are squeezed, what comes out is what is inside."

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My life as a cartoon!

Thanks to Scott Meyer for putting me in this with one of the real life conversations I've had numerous times!

Not the first time I've been in a Nationally Syndicated Comic Strip and or Panel, and probably not the last.

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Dreamed I was starring in the sequel to "Avatar," ...

...I was playing a new species on Pandora, in a sad and lonely tribe and my only body part that was Blue, was my balls!

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When will I get my Award?

Where's my reward for all those years of standing on my bed holding my Teddy Bear like an award and giving my acceptance speech? Even as a child I did that!

Maybe "The Secret" is bullshit? Maybe dreams don't come true? Maybe I don't know which line to kneel in to blow the right people?

Until the Universe is corrected and God sees that he's misplaced me somewhere other than where my true brilliant talents deserve to exist, I'll just try and enjoy the works of other geniuses.

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I wonder if they will redo/remake Bill Carter's "The Late Shift" book and movie?

And who will play Conan? Maybe, he will be computer generated like the aliens in "Avatar."

http://www.zimbio.com/watch/qUGDbXLol6R/New%20York%20Times%20Bill%20Carter%20Dissects%20Reported/Entertainment%20Tonight

http://mashable.com/2010/01/15/conan-puts-the-tonight-show-for-sale-on-craigslist/

Dang, when am I getting my own Late Night Talk Show?

My friends know I'm all Team Conan an everything, yet I have to say, I've met Jay Leno a few times, he was nice to me, and I liked Leno... when he was a regular guest on Letterman back in the day and when he was in this movie!

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Oh baby, I could just eat you up right now! I have such a craving for you! You're so juicy. Nice round buns. Hot!

I've been living on meat and cheese for a month and a half...

Man, I need some bread!

If you haven't learn by now, well let me tell you, I'm a very sensitive guy...

...and can break down in tears over the saddest thing, or even the sweetest thing. It's really not because I'm getting older, or because I'm now 46 Days in Ketosis, but more likely because I'm mentally and emotionally unstable. I found it so hard to watch the News, I disconnected my cable and now my TV receives no signal other than that from the DVD Player and sometimes the Spirit World, but watching any tragedy being reported was so hard for me to deal with that I would be down for days, weeks, even months.

The World is filled with devastation, with starving babies, floods, droughts, hurricanes, murder, rape, crime, hate... I hear it, then feel it, I am thankful it's not me, I call a friend and we talk, I might send money, but mainly I turn the lights down and hope no one knows I'm home, no one busts in, no wall of water tears down the wall, kills my family, my friends, me...

It's too much for me most of the time!

I caught a bit of NPR today when a reporter was describing the scene of a young nude girl whose body went into shock after being pulled out of rubble of Haiti's quake, was awaiting medical attention that was already overwhelmed and slow, but the reporter burst into tears and could barely continue. It was heart-wrenching to hear. I'm trying to be happy! I want 2010 to start off good! I've been sad and depressed for 20 of my 29 years!

I can't help everyone. I can't help anyone! I can't help myself.

I feel everything! But I want to be numb.

It's never enough, but I can't go on feeling like I didn't even try, so maybe you're like me and you know it will at least make you feel slightly better to give what you can. Then you can sleep with fewer tears on your pillow.

www.unicefusa.org/haitiquake

Then, reward yourself for doing the right thing by laughing and feeling love, because I'm not sure all my sadness ever did anything for anybody, even myself!

Laugh, it somehow opens a door to your heart! Your heart is like a radio transmitter and if you truly feel love and happiness it sends out a powerful signal to everyone, even so-called enemies, because we are all leaves on the same tree!

"Jerry, How can I laugh? I gave money, but still... How can I laugh?"

You must live! You must love! We all need to laugh so hard we lose control!

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As most of you know I've been recording an Audiobook for an awesome author I really dig and for a company I'm really proud of being a voice for, among so many of their great products!

There will be more News about the book and the company later. I'm just being secretive, most everyone knows who the author is and the company, so I don't know why I just don't say it?

Anyway, the book is really good! Creepy! Scary! And best of all, it's Sexy and pretty dirty! So I'm really getting to work my voice in cool ways to bring the writer's words to your ears and mind. I'm really getting in to it! Too much, probably...

I'm having full on terrifying nightmares about the book, about being swallowed by the horror of it, about becoming a victim like so many of the characters and then becoming evil and doing horrible things...

The book and the work of trying my best to make this audiobook the best I can do, is somehow corrupting my mind and making me feel the dread so many of the book's characters feel when they realizing their bodies are changing, rotting and mutating. My dreams have been very scary!

I can't wait for you to hear this audiobook! It may be my best work! If I survive it!

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Youth cannot know how age thinks and feels. But...

...old men are guilty if they forget what it was to be young. - J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix.

It seems not so long ago, like maybe the day before, the memory has not faded, but what seems to have changed is the energy and potential. Where did all that youth, talent and drive go?

See and download the full gallery on posterous

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I know I leave my body when I sleep, because...

...sometimes I find receipts in my pockets from stores I've shopped in the ether. Seems I buy a lot of gum and condoms in the dreamworld.

There's a friend I talk to every night and at the close of our awesome chats, just before bed I always say, "If you leave your body, come get me!" I rarely remember anything I do, if I have in fact traveled out of my body. So many of my lucid dreams involve people I know, some even involve loved ones who have passed on, and we walk and talk and visit in strange new places and towns and cities and villages and it all seems so real and they do and say things just like they do in life, or have done.

Someday, I believe that we may discover that we all do leave our bodies in our sleep and we will be able to remember what we do and there may be a Travel Channel that is just for those who are Astral Projecting to far away destinations.

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I do sing in the shower!

There, I said it. So? I didn't say I sang good, did I?

I love my microphone shaped sponge! I wish we could do a duet.

Victoria from the Bio Channel Shoot sent me this picture from my interview!

It was here that I did numerous times yell, "We're losing light, People!" even though we were indoors on a stage. That seemed to please. Did you see the pics other pictures of me in LA?

http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=2048043&id=1114471915&ref=mf

http://www.jerrylentz.com/2010/01/finally-in-la-dreamworks-aaron-smith.html

The Bio Channel really has a lot of sexy ladies on staff, all of A&E, really. Also, I stopped by to say "Hi" to some friends at Lifetime Channel... OMG! That place looks like America Next Top Model exploded all over! I could never get any work done there!

Can't believe so few people have added themselves to the Podcast Fan Page! I guess I need to start spamming everyone like they do me when I get sent a request to become a fan of some strange Facebook fanpage. With only a few fans, it looks like I'm a loser… Hmmm, I wish someone would take the control of it and get some good people to add themselves to it so I wouldn't be so sad.

http://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Jerry-Lentz-Podcast/147698714963?ref=mf

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Just watched this documentary about Jerry Goldsmith again and thought I'd share it!

Listen to what Bruce Botnick, Alexander Courage, Joe Dante, Richard Donner, Joel Goldsmith, Curtis Hanson, Henry Mancini, Arthur Morton, Miklos Rozsa, Franklin J. Schaffner and Paul Verhoeven have to say about the man and his brilliance.

Jerry Goldsmith has done the scores to many of my favorite films, like "The Wind and the Lion" "The Omen" "Alien" "Chinatown" and one of my all time favorite soundtracks, "Planet of the Apes." I can listen to it at at any given time and marvel at it!

Jerry Goldsmith!

Okay, I'm back from LA where it was sunny and in the low 70s!

I had a blast on the Biography Channel shoot, it was great seeing my old friends, meeting new people, going to parties and there are some wonderful stories to tell as well as horror stories and even some I will never tell unless you are a very close friend who isn't easily offended.

Now I'm here and it's below ZERO!

My brother came to pick me up at the airport after numerous flights of mine were cancelled and my arrival was delayed several times, but he waited without complaint in his car even though this highly decorated, Disabled Vietnam War Veteran has Diabetes and Arthritis that must have been unbelievably painful because of the severe freezing temperatures, yet this man, out of the goodness of his heart didn't want his little brother, who was dressed for West Coast weather to be standing out in a parking lot looking for his car and his reward for all this kindness?

An Airport Cop tickets him for pulling up to get me instead of paying to park. The guy wasn't doing his job, at a time where airlines are having so much financial trouble this guy is helping ruin business, he's mad at having a job where he has to go outside in the cold, so he wanted to punish someone who wouldn't fight back or argue, but just take his anger like a good dog in a beating by some cruel master.

No other way around it, I calmly talked to this scrawny, weaselly, and possible mentally ill guy myself and listened to him scream at me at the top of his lungs and shove his finger in my face...

He is a fucking dick plain and simple, and I ask you to pray with me using whatever God or power you use for these sort of things, that he die a slow and painful death and save whatever possible victims he may be harming; children he is abusing sexually, wife he is beating, girl his is raping, or gimp he has chained up in a cage in his trailer for his Gay Bondage Fetish.

If you love America, if the Lord Jesus Christ is your personal savior, if you believe in the right to bear arms, that terrorists should be stopped and Veterans be praised, then please pray with me to have this sick man put down.

Hanging out with the young actors and actresses at a little party I was invited to in Hollywood, a vague haze of loneliness crept upon me while being surrounded by dozens of beautiful people.

They were all surprisingly nice to me, but as the circle of the small crowd tightened around me, I passed through some wall in my psyche that took me away from being the center of attention and life of the party to another room, all cold and dark and where I became just an observer and inside began quietly judging them.

Breaking through the ring of thin perfumed bodies, I made it to the bar for a glass of ice water and in ignoring them, they followed.

Fame is like a young sexy spoiled girl.

Finally in LA!
Dreamwork's Aaron Smith, Titmouse Inc and The Jerry Lentz Podcast's Technical Director Steve Kellener and the beautiful Jerry Lentz.

Nancy, the sweetest and most beautiful Brit this side of the Atlantic! She works on The Biography Channel's "My Ghost Story" and drove me around to where I needed to go, even the DMV!

This is the coolest Make Up Artist I've ever had! Roxie Rocks!

Victoria Gross, author and producer who has tried for almost a year to get me on Network Television and Barry Conrad a really sweet and talented new friend and assorted crew members and director staring at me waiting for me to do something interesting and memorable.

Eulunda, one of the many producers and Roxie try to impress upon me why Television and Hollywood in general need me!

I can't wait to see how the show turns out! I bet they got 3 hours of me discussing the full extent of my vast paranormal experience, brilliant hypotheses, quivering emotional memories and thoughts on death, dying and the possibilities of an afterlife and the terrifying cold and lonely fact that none may exist and then they'll edit it all down to 2 minutes of me sounding retarded.

Hope not! But probably.

There sure are some good places to eat in LA, but I may be spending most of my time in Santa Monica. I'm still on my diet and that's why I keep dreaming of burgers. I dream big! It's such a waste to remove the buns!

Flying back to LA this morning for The Biography Channel interview on "My Ghost Story!"

I hope they make me look good. I'm still on Atkins, almost 36 Days now, I have lost a lot of weight, but still need to lose the rest of the 60 pounds, as per my goal. I want to try and nab a role in a film I will be audition for while I'm there, where I hopefully will play the junkie with a heart of gold.

Sure one can gain the weight back once they reintroduce carbs into their diet, but after I get down to my heroin hot model look, I'll go on the life extending calorie restrictive diet so I can live to be 160 years old!

Will be missing the snow and ice of the Midwest, but I'm sure it will be there if I come back!

Saw "The Road" the other day with my brother and can't get it out of my head. I need to figure out how to survive the cannibals when that happens! Maybe if I lose a lot of weight, the cannibals won't be interested in me, just like that bear that sniffs the scrawny kid in "Into the Wild."

Finally, hear what all the cool kids are listening to when not experimenting with drugs and teen sex!

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I wish I could have some bread!

34 Days on Atkins and I miss the bread, but it hasn't been that bad. I like to change my state whenever I get a craving for toast, chocolate, or pizza, so what I do is when I get a craving I pop in a video!

Seen some fun stuff this last month! Stuff, mostly I've seen before, but dig and even some stuff new to me.

Check it out, some of my viewing habits while dieting and in a state of ketosis!

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The Jerry Lentz Podcast is growing and every minute new people are...

...hearing it and adding me to their Facebook, Twitter, Myspace and other social media accounts, but there was no real separation from me and the podcast, no "Podcast Fan Page," until now!

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You can also see it and access it in the Left Sidebar on this site:

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It's New, so there are only a few diehard podcast fans on there, that's why I want you to "Become a Fan" fast, now, don't wait! It may be the easiest portal you can find to all the fun that is the show! Please join now, it's FREE and possibly worth your time!

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Today I feel like a baby waiting to be born!

There are so many possibilities being that this is Day 1 of a whole new year!

If I could learn one new thing, just one everyday I could be pretty smart by next year!

If I could make one new friend everyday, what a party I could have next year!

If I could create some kind of project, art, writing, film... everyday, think of the body of work in a year!

If I told you everyday how much I love you and you told me and we believed it... Imagine!

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