Can you dress up like a Nurse and get me some drugs?

I bet you'd make one sexy nurse! Come on, me likey! You don't know it now, but
in the next 2 minutes you are going to be thinking about me undressed from my
tight trousers and briefs and in one of those loose sexy hospital gowns,
strapped to the bed for my own protection. You in your short, too tight, white
nurse uniform.

Can you imagine how great it will feel to have me tell you what to do even when
you least expect it? I'll say, "Nurse, can you loosen these wrist restraints? I
feel I have something on my face and without the use of my hands I can only try
and lick it off!"

Suddenly your little panties slide down to your ankles and you climb up into my
bed, placing one shin firmly on each of my shoulders and in your deep breathy
tone as you sit, say, "Let's see if you can lick this off your face, shall we?"

Back at the hospital this morning! This time with friends. Just hanging out.
It's ok, for now. I'm trying to be happy and hopeful today. Some Friday this
turned out to be!

I asked, "Will there be wine and finger-foods served during the colonoscopy?"
And they looked at me like they'd never heard of such a thing! How sad it must
be for people not to be me.

Let's see; I had a guy stick his finger in me, I'm wearing a panty shield, I'm
bleeding... That's it! I'm a Woman! Are you happy now, GOD?

This 17 year old girl said, "Jerry, aren't you a DJ? I have friends who works at
this club and they need a DJ. You should work there it would be so awesome!"

So today I went over to the club after a morning at the hospital. Jessica and
Marilyn were with me. That was so sweet of them to come. I had memories of
taking Jessica to all the clubs I used to have to dj at in Dallas back in the
day. I remember all the fun, the cool people I knew, being famous, the free
drinks, the free drugs, the girls that hung out around the booth, I had memories
of my days at the Starck Club, Numbers, Metropol, DV8, Lizard Lounge, Rodney
Bingenheimer's English Disco, and then I discovered this club is a skating rink
for teens! Hmm...

Now I'm at the Library. I'm on my laptop. Downloading some much needed video of
Orson Welles for a project I'm thinking about. I have to go pee! Can't quit this
project now! How safe is it to leave my laptop alone here?

(Jerry looks around at all the riffraff and they look dangerous and
untrustworthy)

What do you think? Should I?

Never mind. I forgot I was wearing Depend® incontinence panties for men. Ahhh...
now I'm warm.

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