Blastoff for High Adventure!

I really wanted to blastoff today!

Felt kinds oogy. JL2 and her hybrid clone ESP have been coughing and sneezing all around me. Then I had to be lil' Suzy Homemaker and clean and vacuum. Oh, and the neighbor was mowing his bigass lawn, so there was dirt, dust and pollen everywhere! I know it was affecting me because whenever I blew my nose it looked like Hershey's chocolate syrup, but you know, gross. 

I took some diphenhydramine and kicked back and tripped out with some excellent video programming. Go ahead, watch! I dare ya!

Coming Soon! I'm shooting it with a new camera, new lenses, new equipment and some homemade stuff. Hope you'll watch it when we finish! 

My One Film a Day blog is really helping me with research and inspiration, maybe it will help you as well. I'm posting some stuff here that I've come across that I found interesting.

http://1filmaday.blogspot.com/

How to make a horror Film!

http://io9.com/5787731/secrets-of-insidious-how-to-make-a-low-budget-horror-m...

http://www.youtube.com/user/indymogul

It got hard…

…to read this book. I was up all night reading. I got at the thrift store. It was a very informative read! There was so much underlined stuff from previous owners that it looked like the CIA has censored the material.

Was on Instructables looking at projects to build like steampunk rayguns, and slow-drip nuclear reactors. JL2 had to jump in and shout, "Look! A recipe for brownies in a mug!" 

So I innocently said, "Go make 'em, I'm hungry!" 

Her eyes narrowed, "Hope they have plans to build a jaws of life so you can remove the robotic rocket boot that I'm gonna build and put up your ass!"

If you've ever done the cake in a mug thing you know how great it can be, but now we've already moved on to the brownie in a mug and it's fantastic! I've never done crack, as far as I know, but I'd find it hard pressed to be as addictive as these mug desserts. 

You've been warned; Just say Yes to mugs!

http://www.instructables.com/id/5-minute-Chocolate-Cake/

http://www.instructables.com/id/Mug-Brownie/

http://www.instructables.com/id/Single-serve-instant-chocolate-pudding/

I feel fat. Yet, when I look in the mirror I still look hot. I'm so glad I installed that Funhouse Mirror! 

Has anyone noticed a change in Sofia Coppola's look? Has she had some work done? She looks different to me.

JL2 showed me a cool paint trick where she covered a bookshelf with Elmer's Glue, painted on top of it and as the glue dried it gave it an unpredictable crackle effect. Cool trick! 

Not to be outdone I squeezed a big glob of glue on my forearm, peeled it like a radiation burn. But the last time I did that I was a hairless lad of 9, so all night I've been ripping glue off along with my arm hair.

Have you been here, yet? Why haven't you commented or at least bookmarked it? We watched a great one last night!

http://1filmaday.blogspot.com/

I'm pretty sure that the awesomeness of this movie trailer is solely due to the voiceover. If you have a film that needs hipness then you could do a lot of things wrong, but getting the announcer who did the Robot's voice on the "Lost in Space" wouldn't be one of them.

Have you been to, "One Film a Day" yet?

http://1filmaday.blogspot.com/

This is the website. This is the project. This is the goal. I am watching 1 film a day! Not that hard, as I've watched sometimes more than one a day, but where the trouble comes in is that...

I am doing something everyday toward the effort of making as many feature films that I can per year! Yes! I am making feature length films! This will be very tough. Daunting. Dangerous.

You can help me! I need Actors, Poster Art, Music, Press, Money... The Comments will be open for your suggestions, prompts, support...

I'm building a studio. I'm building gear. I'm building props. I'm collecting tools. I'm collecting equipment. I'm collecting ideas.

If you have any of these items, used or new sitting around and have no need of them, please think of me and what I want to do. They will have a great home and be used and loved.

Whatever you can offer. These films most likely won't be great, but I will try my best in the few hours per day to create something good.

Don't ask me Why I'm doing this. I don't know. But I've always wanted to do it. It's my running coast to coast. My mountain climb. My obsession.

Be part of this! Help Support this Important Goal! Contact me!

We watched a great one tonight! If you love old classic British films, check it out!

I'm about to get creative in the next few days!

I'm gonna cut up some cardboard, hot glue it together in the shape of a robot helmet and a spaceman helmet, then fiberglass it, resin it, and slap some layers of bondo on it, sand it, paint it... It'll be the first major movie prop that I've ever made! Hopefully, I'll be able to pry it off my head!

http://www.instructables.com/id/Cardboard-Halo-3-Master-Chief-Helmet/

Electric Guitar player friends, I need your advice! I was downtown Nashville today looking at strings and effects pedals and I thought the prices were rather high. Maybe it was just me. What do you recommend for strings, cool effects and amp cord? Oh, maybe a great electric guitar tutorial for rock guitar would be nice, too!

For Pete's sake! Why on Earth did the film, "The Help" need to be in 3D? Watching Emma Stone's curls dangle off screen? Seeing the sheets flap over the audience when they got folded? Looking at the pancakes coming at ya when breakfast was served? Yet, I still cried at the end when that pretty white girl saved all them sad black women.

I had a Bacon and Blue Hotdog at Sonic, the one with the poppyseed bun. But what if I got drug tested? I foolishly thought. No need to worry. All those cute little black poppyseeds never got ingested, instead they were safely filtered from entering my system by being deposited on my teeth! Pretty!

Now there's no excuse! Send me $5000 NOW!

http://www.indiewire.com/article/how_to_make_your_first_feature_film_for_5000/

DON'T FORGET

I have a New blog, so please come and check it out! If you love stories, writing, films, DIY, filmmaking... I hope you'll join me on this new adventure! It's new so that means it's lonely on the site, please visit and participate! 

http://1filmaday.blogspot.com/

Subscribe and enjoy!

I have a New blog, so please come and check it out! If you love stories, writing, films, DIY, filmmaking... I hope you'll join me on this new adventure! It's new so that means it's lonely on the site, please visit and participate! Subscribe and enjoy!

Today's post is a preview of that very blog!

http://1filmaday.blogspot.com/

This is the film I watch repeatedly, 2nd only to "Eraserhead" so it's an easy pick. Also, this is the latest of the Director's Cuts.

The stories behind the film and the creators of it are just as amazing.

This film makes me want to make a film so bad. It's just so beautiful, thick with detail, dark and sad. What are some of your interesting thoughts on the film?

The Bat-Building!

Today while driving around downtown Nashville in my Tumbler Civic looking for free parking in the 100+ Degrees and climbing as the a/c went out, I wondered why Warner Bros. hasn't rented this building for "Rise of the Dark Knight" or whatever they're calling it?

See the Batman mask/head/cowl thing in that there skyscraper?

Was looking for 3rd Man Records, but everyone I asked either didn't know, or they said, "Man, there's no building for it, it's only a truck that drives around like a bookmobile!"

http://thirdmanrecords.com/news.html

Knew they were wrong! But I was wrong to head out without looking it up or taking my MacBook with me.

Had to get out of the house today! I felt like shit! Couldn't breathe, my left eye was stinging like I'd been staring at an arc welder all night, and my skin burned from light sensitivity due to the medication I'm taking. Mainly, I just needed to get out and drive!

Started feeling great as soon as I left! My head cleared up and I started feeling positive about my life! When I was walking around downtown I was looking at the trees on the streets, the storefronts, the pretty people walking by, the guitars in the windows, the gyros being made, the theaters holding auditions, the jurors heading into the courthouse, the tiny pregnant girl with the huge belly incased in a leather corset… It was a real Mister Rogers' Neighborhood kinda day!

Today needed to be good because I wanted to be alone and it sucks to have a day alone that goes bad, then who do you have to blame? But here I was out with strangers and it felt so much better than hanging around dramatic people I kinda know.

It's funny, being an actor and loving film and theatre and finding myself turned off by people getting all dramatic and having hissy-fits. While I was walking around in my sweaty clothes I started thinking how assholes really have it made. Hear me out; I get it all the time, "Jerry is so sweet! Jerry is so kind! Jerry is such a good guy!" 

Look where it's got me!

Girls fall for the abusive asshole. Bosses promote the office asshole. Children long for the love of the asshole parent. Jesus saves the asshole. Gays love the asshole. The tax cheater gets away with it because he's an asshole. The rich asshole, if he ever does time, it's in a resort style prison. The asshole gets elected. The asshole gets the starring role. The asshole gets the record deal. The asshole gets his film made. The asshole gets the parking spot that still has time on the meter.

The asshole gets everything cause they don't care. You can tell them until you're blue in the face how they've hurt your feeling, but they'll smile and say, "Oh, sorry," and they move on without a thought of how they may have hurt you. They can bury any emotion, sweep it under the carpet, unplug the guilt chip, slip on their psychopath mask, build a wall around them, talk loud, move into your space, threaten violence, hit you, ask for forgiveness, con the therapist, drain you…

But there are those that somehow want more of it… That drama. It must be exciting. It's so lively. They must love you with all that attention they're giving you. They're just doing what's best for you.

RUN!!!

Who is the lamb and who is the knife?

Were you born to resist or be abused?

In a world where Batman doesn't exist it's imperative to be your own Dark Knight and outsmart the assholes.

Look into MY eyes!

You are now under my spell! Do as I say! Relax! Sleep! Your muscles uncoil. Your arms are so heavy. You feel so tired and your brain is sleepy. You feel GREAT! You are a giving person! You give yourself to me. You give your money, to me, what is a great charity! It makes you feel fantastic! To do what I say, is pleasurable!

Bought Jack De Cat new type cat food... AGAIN! He just looks at it, sniffs it, looks up at me and then rolls his eyes and goes off to pout. 

What am I gonna do?

It was night. The only light was from my desk lamp and the Chesterfield on my lip.

My mind was on the pie I had at the automat, it was good, and I thought I might go back and get another one, this time cherry. I was also thinking about the bills I couldn't pay and how Berkley had said nothing good was coming to me, then this dame poured into my office.

Six feet of legs, hair spun from gold, curled in waves like those made by a drowning man, in between was a slit black pencil skirt tight enough to keep her thighs from flying apart.

Her sultry eyes had that dead look.

Her lips were cut throat blood red.

She was pure evil, this I could tell instantly because she was pointing a gun at me and because her tanned skin was the color of a hangover piss.

I saw a link that read, "Teen Girl Fingered" and I had to...

...click it to show JL2 how disgusting the Internet can be, but was pleasantly surprised to find a truly amazing and heartwarming story of science, engineering and medicine!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/8709355/Girl-15-is-yo...

I don't know why, but I love seeing young girls getting involved with stuff like this! I know it's not the same, but my mom, her cousins and her sister were WACs in Florida during World War 2. (WAC stands for Women's Army Corps) So seeing gals doing tough mechanical things that are dangerous is kinda hot to me. One time in LA I had my car worked on by a former fashion model and the car still ran afterwards!

What a great life this guy seems to have! He enjoys what he does!

"Russian firm Orbital Technologies plans to open the first space hotel in history in five year's time. The space hotel, or "Commercial Space Station," as it's officially called, "...could create a new space race with the U.S., creating jobs for millions," said Jerry Lentz when asked if…"

I wonder if the TV in the hotel room gets porn?

http://www.cnngo.com/explorations/life/russians-unveil-space-hotel-678591

And you thought that Hitler Cat not getting adopted was a strange story!

"Bizarre plans by allies to turn Hitler into a woman!"

"Bizarre plans hatched by the allies to win the second world war have been revealed for the first time, including a plot to turn Hitler into a woman. "Wild!" says researcher Jerry Lentz when asked…"

http://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/2011/08/13/bizarre-plans-by-alli...

JL2 made an awesome treat! There are a lot of cake-in-a-mug recipes out there, but she made the perfect one! Man, was it chocolaty! Have you tried one yet?

http://www.instructables.com/id/5-minute-Chocolate-Cake/

Looking for Models and Actors, or Models that would like to be Actors, or if you are by chance an Actor/Model/Waitress who likes dressing up and undressing in Artistic and Weird Films with a Gothic/Horror/Erotic slant... Let me know if you are anywhere near here!

http://www.modelmayhem.com/2341079

I know you think it's a ways off, but have you put any thought into what you're going to dress up like for Halloween? Also, any Special Effects friends out there ever take the Dick Smith Makeup Course? I've been kicking around the idea. Thought it might add an extra color to my personal filmmaking palette. Any thoughts?

http://www.dicksmithmake-up.com/enter.htm

I'm looking over this stuff! I think I'm gonna do something awesome this year. I feel inspired now that I have the prefect muse. 

http://www.instructables.com/tag/type-id/guide-true/category-living/keyword-h...

I've always liked the Pete Townshend white painters paper overalls look. Cheap. Easy. Disposable. You could put on some goggles and a face mask and you got some scifi thing. That's where Kubrick had the idea for silkscreening military costume images onto thousands of these paper overalls to dress extras in the never made "Napoleon," this was before CGI. 

See? I know shit! Y'all think I'm just a big pair of tits, dontcha?

Just finished watching a documentary about old TV Horror Hosts. It was a really good show! JL2 and I watched it together and she dug it, too! We were trying to think up good names if we were horror hosts. She's really come up with some good ones. What would your name be if you were a horror host?

There are a couple of scenes in it that I believe will stick with me for the rest of my life. The short guy in yellow playing a girl dancing on the table. I laughed out loud! It was so quick and shocking. Just great stuff!

JL2, E13 and I went to see "Fright Night" but as I was ordering the $39 tickets, she handed me 3D glasses, I asked the clerk, "Is this in 3D?" I had no idea it was! I'm not a fan of 3D movies unless it's the eclipse method that they use in IMAX. It is hard to get your money back from a theatre, so I said, "I'm sorry, it's just my wife lost her eye in a cattle raid in South Sudan." 

Kah-Ching! Money back!

On this day in 565, the Irish monk St. Columba is said to have made the first sighting of the Loch Ness Monster. How will you celebrate this important day? If you saw Nessie, would you ever tell anyone? If you did tell, who would you tell?

"This Leonard Nimoy Documentary on Cryptozoology and the search for Nessie inspired researcher Jerry Lentz to write a highly acclaimed report that he delivered to standing ovation and cheers in his 3rd Grade Class…"

Black Sunday

After shooting some gothic footage and stills of JL2 running through the forest chased by an unseen evil entity, I thought it was time to show her Mario Bava's "Black Sunday" and see how she reacted.

I really was expecting her to fall asleep. Not because her active mind would find the story slow, but because she worked all day starting before sunrise, then had to run and run for her persistent director barking orders at her while tree branches reached out and snagged her beautiful hair and clawed at the sheer fabric that clung loosely to her nude and unprotected body.

We showered the ticks and chiggers off (hopefully) and she made us both a mango daiquiri as we crawled into bed to watch my favorite Mario Bava film.

Sweet on the outside and scary on the inside.

Very sad about this news. Jimmy Sangster was a very sweet and lovely gentleman. I'd been thinking about him quite a lot lately as I have been re-collecting Hammer films and information. This was sad news to discover. Please visit the Tim Lucas article for the perfect tribute to the man and his work.

http://videowatchdog.blogspot.com/2011/08/pass-marmalade-jimmy-sangster-1927-...

http://www.cinemaretro.com/index.php?/archives/1837-EXCLUSIVE!-LONDON-TRIBUTE-TO-HAMMER-FILMS-LEGEND-JIMMY-SANGSTER.html

http://jerrylentz.blogspot.com/2011/08/here-poop-on-downloading-but-keep-it-o...

You are already missed, Jimmy Sangster!

On this date in 1692, five people, including a clergyman, were burned at the stake after being convicted of witchcraft at the Salem Witch Trials.

How will you prevent this from happening again?

It does happen.

In different ways.

Maybe it's not witches one believes in, but maybe a lifestyle, a political belief, a sexual preference, or maybe ones race...

It goes on and on.

So how will you stop it from happening in your world?

Imagine me now and you will see!

Dream for a moment of an unexpected surge of passion growing in that empty chamber deep within you. Who knows from whence it came, but come it does as do you to that figure you feel you've known before. In life or in dreams past he calls to you. You must have each other over and over, life upon life, born and obliterated and recreated. Barely time to make it through the door before clothing got shed, no time to waste, sleepy head.

Please watch my very short film based upon a dream I was told about! It's less than a minute and it just might change your life! I know for certain that you'll be thinking about it for quite some time after you experience it. Who is it that calls upon you in dreams? From where do you think these dreams come?

JL2 and I took my new camera and taped a drinking straw to the top of it and slid it down some fishing line about 30 feet to get some of the shots. It wasn't as smooth as it looked like it was gonna be, but I love the effect and how it stretched and squashed the images. The camera is so small I could do a lot of things with it.

I love the quality of the image, it's in no way HD, but the images remind me of silent movies. I want to see it I could make a 90 minute film with it.

I will hunt you down!

I hope when the silence takes you that it will take me, too! I can't imagine what it will be like to come back the next time and have to try and find you all over again. I want our ages to be closer. If I leave now, I'll be older next time.

If you leave, I'll leave with you!

I will follow!

Don't leave me here in the dark. You are the light that scares darkness away!

I love Anna Karina! Her romance with Jean Luc Godard was always inspirational to me. Imagine a beautiful, talented girl falling in love with a socially awkward filmmaking genius. It could only happen in the movies, I know.

A big ass helicopter just landed outside the house! I'm wondering if it has something to do with the recent UFO activity here on the property?

All governments should give up and release all the info! I promise, we won't panic! 'The officer feared that if intelligence's interest in UFOs was to be revealed it could cause "disbelief and embarrassment since few people will believe the truth that lack of funds and higher priorities have prevented any study of the thousands of reports received."'

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-14486678

I was just in the basement getting rid of old computer boxes and was surprised at how much styrofoam I collected. Kinda iffy on the local waste disposal, not sure how they handle it. I could break it all up to mix with my potting soil, or build a robot suit with it, or shoot a video of an alien bleeding acid blood on the spaceship floor by pouring gasoline on it and watching it melt... Any ideas?

I slept 16 hours straight! I didn't even get to go pee, until now. I feel I could roll over and nap for a while. I sure needed that sleep! Dang! I'm hungry! I wonder if I lost any weight while I was in my mini-coma?

At first yesterday sucked…  

…But took a turn for the awesome later on.

I think I'm wearing a slight fever. My left eye is really hurting me. My stomach is still causing me great pain. JL2 even hid my medication and thinks I should stop taking them. I think she got concerned when we watched a video about the last 24 hours of Elvis's life and it reminded her of when I was kinda doped up and shot the TV while I was reading 1 Corinthians 13. 

On this day in 1977 I was 5 years old and my mom took me to see "Star Wars" and before the movie they played Elvis singing "An American Trilogy" and my mommy cried and held me tight and said, "Baby, I wasn't ever gonna tell you this, but Elvis was your daddy..." 

But the movie had started and I missed the rest of whatever she was blabbering on about.

Elvis left the building in 1977. How will you remember him?

Watch "Elvis" author Albert Goldman gets his butt kicked on live TV. 

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/16/michele-bachmanns-elvis-birthday_n_9...

In 1956 Bela Lugosi entered his coffin for the last time. How will you remember him?

I didn't sleep one bit last night. 

I did get to see the deer that hangs around here out in the yard at 3am. She's limping. I wonder if she has been hit by a car. Other than the worry that caused me, it's wonderful to see her. I've started leaving food out for her and the two baby deer I once saw with her. I put the food in an old metal bowl and put it way in the back in a clearing that has soft clay so I can later see the hoof tracks. I see big hoofs and tiny hoofs and I feel a little better.

Went to my office rather sad, thinking about the state of the world and my part of it and when I opened the door I found a beautiful fully nude girl sitting in my chair! 

Some days it's good to be The King!

I love Anna Karina! Her romance with Jean Luc Godard was always inspirational to me. Imagine a beautiful, talented girl falling in love with a socially awkward filmmaking genius. It could only happen in the movies, I know.

A big ass helicopter just landed outside the house! I'm wondering if it has something to do with the recent UFO activity here on the property?

All governments should give up and release all the info! I promise, we won't panic! 'The officer feared that if intelligence's interest in UFOs was to be revealed it could cause "disbelief and embarrassment since few people will believe the truth that lack of funds and higher priorities have prevented any study of the thousands of reports received."'

I was just in the basement getting rid of old computer boxes and was surprised at how much styrofoam I collected. Kinda iffy on the local waste disposal, not sure how they handle it. I could break it all up to mix with my potting soil, or build a robot suit with it, or shoot a video of an alien bleeding acid blood on the spaceship floor by pouring gasoline on it and watching it melt... Any ideas?

I slept 16 hours straight! I didn't even get to go pee, until now. I feel I could roll over and nap for a while. I sure needed that sleep! Dang! I'm hungry! I wonder if I lost any weight while I was in my mini-coma?

At first the day sucked…

…But took a turn for the awesome later on.

I think I'm wearing a slight fever. My left eye is really hurting me. My stomach is still causing me great pain. JL2 even hid my medication and thinks I should stop taking them. I think she got concerned when we watched a video about the last 24 hours of Elvis's life and it reminded her of when I was kinda doped up and shot the TV while I was reading 1 Corinthians 13.

Elvis left the building on this date in 1977. How will you remember him?

Watch "Elvis" author Albert Goldman gets his butt kicked on live TV.

On August 16, 1956 Bela Lugosi entered his coffin for the last time. How will you remember him?

I didn't sleep one bit last night.

I did get to see the deer that hangs around here out in the yard at 3am. She's limping. I wonder if she has been hit by a car. Other than the worry that caused me, it's wonderful to see her. I've started leaving food out for her and the two baby deer I once saw with her. I put the food in an old metal bowl and put it way in the back in a clearing that has soft clay so I can later see the hoof tracks. I see big hoofs and tiny hoofs and I feel a little better.

Went to my office rather sad, thinking about the state of the world and my part of it and when I opened the door I found a beautiful fully nude girl sitting in my chair!

Some days it's good to be The King!

Now it's dark.

To all the kids heading back to school; no sarcasm, snarky remarks, backstabbing, creating rumors... Nerdy/geeks, leave the physical bullying to the jocks and cheerleaders, they are professionals, you can hurt them by hacking their FB accounts, withdrawing trust fund money and sending rude email anonymously. 

Jocks, these nerds could one day create the industry that will lay your ass off while your former cheerleader wife has to strip to support you and your 4 kids.

Have fun in school!

This is what boys did before videogames, Facebook, Internet porn, taking guns to school, corn syrup... Ahh, fresh air, exercise, comradery...

Girls are starting to get out of the sewing rooms and Home-Ec 101 and taking welding before going out dancing! Meg is a real life version of Flashdance (Alex Owens - Jennifer Beals, remember?) she works as a welder by day, dancer at night! AWESOME! Oh and she makes cool things, too!

On this day in 1969, the Woodstock music festival opened. A half million concertgoers descended upon Max Yasgur's 600-acre dairy farm in rural Bethel, New York. 

Lyrics rarely get better than, "We are stardust, we are golden. We are billion year old carbon. And we got to get ourselves back to the garden."

Sure, "Rise of the Planet of the Apes" is a huge success. I bet you went to see it, too. I didn't! They ain't getting none of the hard earned money I'd have to borrow from JL2. This is all the monkey business I need!

I don't get it! I leave comments on other friends posts. I hit "Like" quite a bit, too. Some of my FB friends can say the dumbest things in their status and get 80 comments! I put thought, heart, effort and care into the content of my statuses, blog posts and I get at most 5... What have I got to do? Maybe I'm just not liked as much. Maybe I'm even hated! Maybe no thought is given to me at all. Maybe I'm not special after all. Maybe everyone has moved over to Google+

https://plus.google.com/116406054110847108299

Because I'm such a light sleeper and will wake to the sound of a breeze, or to the green glow of a smoke detector, I have to wear a silky black sleep mask. JL2 refuses to let me blackout the windows like a drug trafficker. 

This morning as she was hurriedly dressing for her day I heard her fussing and sighing about something, so I switched on the light to find her struggling to wear my sleep mask like the bra I was wearing over my eyes.

Trust me, I'm a Filmmaker!

I doubt that when JL2 got me this camera as a gift she believed I'd be using it to make the kind of videos that I'm making, but a guy has got to have hobbies and sometimes those hobbies can bring in some money.

When trouble recently arose with her family seeing some of the photos and videos I've taken of her, she began understandably to feel uncomfortable, so she won't have any problem with me bringing in other models and actresses for my projects. I'm currently offering models that are comfortable with their bodies and being nude between $1500 to $2500 for photos and video.

This video isn't porn, but it is kinda hot. It's a camera test in David Crockett State Park with the Jazz DVX40 Video Recorder that JL2 got me as a gift. She couldn't turn down a deal, so for $15 I got a nice little camera to goof around with. It's by far the smallest camera of all the ones that I have, just beaten out by my Baby Cine 9.5mm camera by Pathé, made in 1923.

I'm getting ready to shoot some cool stuff with a few wild camera moves I came up with since the camera is so small, so be on the lookout for that test video!

Don't look!

Today has been a lonely one. JL2 and E13 went to move MK-ULTRA into her college dorm. So it's just 2 boys on our own! Jack the Cat had the right idea, he slept all day. I however, have been tinkering on a new script for a feature film, but my left eye has been hurting bad. Wearing this pirate eyepatch has made it difficult to navigate with my 2D depth perception. 

I should sleep, too!

I didn't sleep well at all last night because JL2, E13 and I were all watching a scary movie in bed and they feel asleep right in the middle of it. So in a rare case of not wanting to be in the bed with 2 girls, I went up to the top floor to try and sleep in a room that also contains Jack the Cat's litter box. I heard him doing his business and it sounded like he was tunneling out of prison! It went on and on... 

That boy had the poops!

I can remember it for you retail!

Have you ever wondered who you were in a past life? Don't believe in all that who-ha? Think everyone that says they were someone in a past life believe they were someone famous?

I found this show by accident and I have to tell you, I watched it late at night and it scared me!

You MUST watch this, it's great!

These Australian women are hypnotically regressed to their past lives and then they seek out the places they remembered. The documentary features hypnotherapist Peter Ramster who wrote a few out of print books that if you own, are worth some big money!

I'm so ready to find out who I was in a past life, but I bet I was having a better time then. However, I would think if my past lives were in a time before air-conditioning, penicillin, and the Internet… I would've killed myself so I could finally get to this time.

Was asking kids if they could remember what they did on this date and how they dealt with the trauma. At first they seemed stronger than I was, maybe because of their youth, or because times are tougher now than when I grew up.

None of them acted like they even knew what I was talking about! Then in anger, I said, "...these kids are just cold, stupid assholes that only care about themselves..."

At that point JL2 intervened by telling me today was only 8/11.

Watching, "Peeping Tom" again! That film still holds up. Wasn't Pamela Green something else? Imagine the stories she could've told!



Dang! Nothing like old hot broads posing necked! I love looking at the Classic Glamour Nudes, it helps me with my models. I show them some old nudes and they figure if granny showed hair back then, she'll drop her drawers for me. I think a married guy can look at retro porn and get away with it because most of these ladies are old enough to be a great grandma or they are dead. I think a guy could even be allowed to spank it because his wife should find these pinups no threat, unless she believes in ghosts.

I shot the most horrifyingly disturbing video ever! I'm questioning myself as to whether I should show it to anyone. The rough cut so far is too much! I am thinking if you see it you wouldn't be able to get it out of your mind. The images could truly incubate a mind virus from which one might not ever recover. It could cause great harm! I see you running in flame and diving through a plate glass window to your death some 68 floors below. What you think you were doing up there in that that skyscraper looking at my videos without flame retardant undergarments is the Lord's own sweet mystery. Want to see it?

JL2 says I might want to really think about it before I put it out there. I think she feels it could be damaging to my professional reputation seeing that I've build my life and my body of work on a foundation of quality and respectability.

I wonder if ghosts ever get together and take photos of each other and sometimes see the living in the background of the pictures?

I found an old used book called, "How to Sell Yourself" or something like that, so feeling like I could better my people skills and maybe build my confidence, I bought the book. When I got home, I flopped down, spread out on the bed and cracked open the book only to find it was about how to be a prostitute!

Again, Doctor Kermode is right! He hits the nail on the head!

This is awesome! A "must listen" recording! The book which inspired the original movie. A BBC Book at Bedtime presentation.

Dang! That looks like it would hurt! How'd women get so tough? Birthin' babies, aches, pains, cookin', cleanin', dealin' with asshole men all day long... The other day JL2 asked me to whisk up some thick brownie mix and my wrist hurt for a week! I get a paper cut and I'm taking muscle relaxer and sleeping it off! I'm so glad I'm a man, because if I wasn't JL2 wouldn't have been able to legally marry me.

Something is wrong with me tonight! I think I've been poisoned, have a weird tingly, dizzy, woozy and clammy feeling. Wonder if I ate something bad? If anyone out there can say a sweet prayer, cast a healing spell, sacrifice a chicken, conduct an introspection rundown... Please do so, me not feel so good. Who gets valium anymore? I want some but I can never get any of these doctors I'm Doctor Shopping with to get me some. Hey, can you mail me some? I needs them!

On today's date in 1977, David Berkowitz was arrested and charged with the "Son of Sam" killings that had gripped the city of New York. In total, Berkowitz killed six people and wounded seven others. Bizarrely, he claimed that he was compelled to kill via the orders of his neighbor's Labrador retriever, which he believed was possessed by a demon. What do you think? Was he part of a Satanic Cult?

JL2 said, "I think the dog was just messin' with him and didn't think it would go that far."

My new sounds! This is a podcast test, so I hope you enjoy and stick with me as more of my shows appear on SoundCloud.

Police arrest over 500 people during riots and looting that erupted in Tottenham! 500 people gathered around the police station. Protesters filled bottles with gasoline, others confronted officers with makeshift weapons like baseball bats with nails driving through and chains with barbed wire weaved through the ends and other stuff like bags of broken glass and scones with specks of mold in an attempted to storm the station.

The heinous Manson cult murders of Sharon Tate and friends on this date in 1969 were seen as the 'end of the 60's.' How would you protect your loved ones from people like these killers?

In 1945, the US dropped the "Fat Man" atomic bomb on the city of Nagasaki, leading to Japan's surrender in World War II. How will you remember and honor all those that lost their lives?

Drove E13 (JL2's daughter) to her friend's house. Cute with a bow in her manga hair. I'm a very safe driver, yet she held onto the interior door panel like she was riding the Xcelerator at Knott's Berry Farm. I didn't mind, I want her to feel safe. I was so surprised she talked to me! She told me about all her friends' pets, even their names. I suppose it calmed her nerves, yet her voice became high-pitched when the car became airborne after I drove off the bridge.

Had to wait until the current carried the car to the bank, cause I can't swim.

I'm not getting notified if there is a message for me, or someone commented on a post, or whether you've sent me money via paypal! Can you check and see if it's working for you? Just send me some money via paypal; My paypal email is lentz2001@yahoo.com any amount is fine, just to see if it works. Thanks!

https://www.paypal.com/

Here's the poop on downloading, but keep it on the downlow!

I'm new to illegally downloading stuff from the Innertube because I hate theft and jail time. I would never download anything mainstream or readily available within 10-15 feet from me. I search for those rare gems of films from my childhood or youth, lost cinema classics that Netflix never streams for free, PDFs of books only two people seem to care about, the guy who scanned it, uploaded it and me. Weird stuff, like manuals on set construction, set design, theatre craft, constructing camera rigs, understanding lighting and camera work for erotic lesbian latex fetish videos, and how to build your own energy producing windmill. Things like that.

I was searching for a book to download that I already own but is in storage. It's about a movie studio that made movies I loved called, Hammer Films. 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hammer_Film_Productions

http://www.screenonline.org.uk/film/id/445975/index.html

While perusing the torrents, I was surprised just how many porno and Fred Williamson movies have "hammer" in the title or tag. I would never illegally download a Fred Williamson film, because he can hurt a man.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fred_Williamson

Searching for the right thing to illegally download is hard, miserable and tiring work. You really have to pick and choose which file you'd rather be forced into a taxicab and flown to an unknown country and interrogated by Interpol over; a how-to guide on squirting caulk around the backdoor so no little critters get in any other holes and cause unwanted troubles for you and your woman, or a CIA manual on how to pick someones lock and take a look at their private things. Either torrent will get you on some kind of list.

I go to bed knowing my downloads are slowly loading as long as there are enough seeders with the same obscure and arcane interests that I have online throughout the night.

I wake up suddenly dreaming I'm being waterboarded!

I was in my pajamas. I'm needing to pee something fierce after a long day of heavy tea drinking. I stumble through the toe-stubbing dark to the shitter. In a panic I furiously fumble with the draw string on my jammies. I'm about to spray. The pain increases. I pull the string like the emergency ripcord on a parachute. It's in a KNOT!!! It's too tight to unravel! I'm about to pop! I quickly roll up the right pants leg of the PJs, squeeze the hose out the tourniquet-tight hole cutting circulation off around my hardened muscular thigh, place my foot on the seat, unfurl my tang-tackle and unleash the flood with levee bursting pressure, as it slaps around like a pressure washer unmanned, and writhing like a Water Wiennie by Wham-O! Until the tank is emptied.

Ahhhhhhh…

Later, I find myself consulting Covidien's Surgical Knot Tying Manual that I had to download to release me from the bonds of my sins and my jimjams.

I used to think for me to be an artist I would need to suffer, as many artists that created great works have, but now, after many years of suffering I feel to be an artist I must make others suffer instead.

How can I be feeling so good and then someone can make one little comment that belittles me, ridicules, even if it is said in a "just trying to be funny" kinda way and suddenly I'm in hell? Why do I care what they think? I know I should consider the source, look at their track record and realize their opinion shouldn't mean anything to me.

It's tough to keep putting yourself out there, doing your thing, hoping to find others that dig your scene and what you're about... Then the haters open fire.



Went to YouTube Movies, the FREE section and saw they had "Amy Winehouse - The Girl Done Good" so being a fan and wanting to see how good the girl done, I clicked it and it said, "Movie Not Available" What gives?

Let's order a pizza with extra sauce and cheese, some beer, get that friend of yours to bring some weed, see if the girls wanna watch, if not order some titty-dancers, and if you can stop by Kroger's and pick up a gallon of milk so the kids can have cereal in the morning... Oh, grab some TP and some Chapstick! Yay! Let's watch these!

I know what you're thinking!

"Jerry, you work so hard! How do you do it? You are so creative! Working on your films, writing your books, working as a voice artist... Jerry, you are so amazing and so fucking sexy!"

Well, you can go on and on, and please do! You are right to think that way! Keep it up!

Just had some kind of chocolate cake that the inside was melted dark chocolate and it flowed out and mixed with the homemade whipped creme... OMG! JL2 sure can make a cake! I watched closely, took mental notes and whipped the eggs into foam, so now my shoulder and brain is sore. Why is cooking so strenuous? I need to rest now.



I'm watching this now. I love the narrator's voice and some of the old classic ufo footage. I still really like the Gulf Breeze films. Watch it and let me know what you think.

British UFO Documentary

This is awful! 'Col Conrad is scathing about his former deputy.
"He should be ashamed and embarrassed by his allegation that his country and England both conspired to deceive their citizens over this issue. He knows better," he said.' Really? No government ever conspires to deceive their citizens? Really? I think the examples of just that are legion.

"US commander speaks for the first time about the 'Suffolk UFO'"

At the age of 36, Marilyn Monroe was found dead in her Los Angeles home on today's date in 1962. While her death was ruled to be "acute barbiturate poisoning," subsequent investigations/theories have suggested she may have been murdered. How will you remember her? Is she with us now?

Do you believe in an afterlife? Do you know who you were in a past life? Do you know who you are now? Do remember you were supposed to send me money? You said, "Jerry, I am sending you money!" That's right! Now you remember!

My FB friend, Dr. Weiss, had me fill out a summary of symptoms online and his analysis determined that my depression stems from postpartum depression that I've suffered with since my birth.

I bought some Flarp for some girls that felt they were above that sorta thing until they finally started playing with it, but then they would never admit they like it. I sure like babies when they laugh like this!

Have you ever said to your lover and or spouse, "Honey, I think we need to have sex more often because you're getting kinda fat and I think this might be the best workout for you," and did it ever work for losing weight or getting more sex?

I sure do need to get back to working out. After all, a friend did send me P90X. It's just that it's too HOT and I hate sweating! I can tell I've gained weight these last few months, I was brushing my teeth this morning and I heard a clapping/pounding sound that I thought was coming from the basement, but it sadly turned out to be my underbelly slapping the edge of the bathroom sink.

JL2 is a powerhaus! I can't keep up with her! The thing is, and I just know someone will say that acronym that I've learned to hate, "TMI," but she wears me out and then her metabolism is in overdrive and so she whips up a bucket of pasta and she just burns it off like a nuclear reactor, but my carb-plus food sits in my belly saturating my body like alkaline sludge from a coal mine.

I know what you're thinking! Tell me and I'll tell you if I'm right! It's magic! Try it!

I've been programmed to be confused when I talk about MK-ULTRA.

Some folks are brainwashed, some don't have anything to wash! I got mine washed with dark colors and it came out dingy. I have been told I have a dirty mind and it needs to be washed!

WTF??? How did that cat do that? It really looks like the invisible man is lifting it up!

Please check it out and take a moment to "LIKE" it, because I'm delicate today and knowing that you like me, or something I did, would just be like honey on toast!

http://jerrylentz.mirocommunity.org/

I need to sleep, but now it's storming here and JL2's kid, E13 is up and she might hear me snore and find another reason to make fun of me. I seem to be made to suffer. It's my lot in life. I'm surprised about how much lightning this storm has! It was like a strobe light! I thought I was gonna have an epileptic seizure, so I have to have some cookies and milk.

Still having trouble sleeping, but when I did finally nod off I had the most horrible dream! I was trying to protect JL2 and E13 because there was this evil ghost of a murderer that the lightning in the storm we were having brought back into our world and he appeared out in the dark backyard and with every lightning flash I could see he was getting closer and closer to the house...

It was so horrible! I put the girls upstairs in the attic and I went downstairs to the basement and waited for him. I knew he was still partially made of lightning because he was sizzling with electricity and moaning with painful wails. I made a lasso of grounding wire. I hid behind some boxes and made evil sounds of my own to draw him in to my trap. As he started walking up the stairs to get the girls, I threw the loop of wire around his neck and shorted him out! SCARY!!!

It's official; I'm hallucinating in my dreams! Some invisible being, one of the "Old Ones" is beaming these dreams into my mind!

I need some sweet, sweet rest!

I can't wait! I've seen two Toynbee plaques in my life and even created an email address because of it way back in the early 90s. I started research for a documentary in the late 90s about Toynbee, Kubrick, Clarke, Bradbury and Mamet, but never finished it. Glad these guys did!

I wonder if the mysterious broadcast might have been from Long John Nebel? His name did come up quite a bit in my research about Stanley Kubrick. I even had some wonderful emails from his daughter and Donald Bain

Remember his wife Candy Jones?

The United States Senate began hearings on the covert CIA mind-control program, MK-ULTRA, on today's date in 1977 while we were watching "Star Wars." How do you feel about your government now? Do they have the right to brainwash and experiment on the public? You don't believe they're doing it now? Really?

You, with me know, it's coming, it's messy and hard to handle!

JL2's B'day turned out pretty awesome after all. After a full day of me pouting in my office because I can't cook or bake a cake and the numerous facebook friends (now unfriended) who emailed me easy cake recipes, she made a fantastic salmon dinner just the way Jack the Cat and I like it!

Then after Jack and JL2's kid, E13 finally went to sleep, I got a huge slice of chocolate cake she had to make herself and we watched some Mario Bava films. And to top off her great B'day, I granted her the pleasure of undressing me and I told her she could do to my body whatever she wanted! 

To help her think, I unloaded what was left in the Reddi-Wip can. I made a Pyramid of Giza out of the cream and covered my big hard cock, but to crank up the sexual tension even more I lit a candle I placed in the capstone and told her in that low deep sexy voice of mine that you love, "Make a wish and blow, baby!"

I know what you're thinking, but I'm so sorry, I'm already taken.

Oh yeah, I spanked her good, too! I had to include all the years I missed spanking her, so I lost count.

I guess she was so overwhelmed by my b'day present offer, she couldn't come up with what she'd want to do to me right then. Poor baby, she was so tired from all the excitement of cooking and cleaning and working and then making sure I was enjoying her b'day, that she just passed out, but I'm sure seeing her beautifully hot husband all stretched out nude before her with chocolate frosting around his lips and a flame burning his whipped cream covered cock was just too much and it made her dizzy. Maybe she'll think of something good to do to me after she's rested up!

Well, she didn't pass out on me as some on the internet have claimed, I like to think of it like, she swooned and fainted. It's happened quite a bit in the past. Several times, girls have even become so light headed just as I undressed to begin my lovemaking, that they had to leave because they felt ill. 

Some women go their whole lives without ever experiencing a man so gorgeous that they became weak in the knees and with the lack of oxygen, because of their panting actually become nauseous. I can't even begin to count how many ladies, after the excitement of seeing my manly nude body coming toward them, have actually thrown up! 

And I'm not even talking about the drunk ones!

Pussy Gone Bad!

So now that we've narrowly averted a catastrophic government default, who wants to give me some money? Sadly, I'm not making money off this hot bod and pretty face, I got my own bills and gifts to buy! Give me some money!

Most of y'all know today is JL2's B'Day! It'd mean an awful lot to me if you'd say Happy B'Day, because since I first met her when she was 16 years old, she's been the angel they talk about in books, movies, blogs and songs. So please write something sweet to let an angel know we're happy she's here on Earth. Thanks!

I wish I could make a cake! I know there are instructions, but I'm sure it would turn out bad! It's best to not even try in this instance. I don't want to put myself in a situation where I will be ridiculed. Lately my skills and attempts to do things have come up short. I do laundry and clothes come out dingy, I drive and I'm too slow, I drive and I don't go the right way, I clean and things get messed up, I decorate and it looks bad, I try to be nice and it gets taken wrong... So, with that, I will step aside and let someone else make the cake and light the candles and I will watch from afar so I don't catch fire.

Oh, I'll celebrate today by staying out of the way and wishing good thoughts for her! So Happy Birthday JL2 and feel safe in knowing you won't get food poisoning or a chipped tooth when it doesn't come out like you're used to.

Has anyone noticed an increase in spam in their inbox lately? Seems like my information is being shared no matter how careful I've been about it. That's what I've been getting, phishing stuff; well done fake Bank emails, fake Yahoo account, even fake facebook stuff asking for SS# and mother's maiden name... It's like an obstacle course every time I check my email!

Why aren't there ever more "seeders" for the things I want to illegally download? Why are my tastes so far from those of the average bootlegger? Damn my evil eclectic tastes! Why can't I be more mainstream?

I think Jack the Cat is up to no good. He's planning something, I can tell. I think he's either planning an escape or he wants to kill me. Maybe he wants to kill me, eat me, then escape. He looks at me with one eye all twitchy and his snaggletooth sparkling, he's an outlaw! I walked in to scoop up his poop out of the litter box, but I thought I walked in on him scratching sand over his chocolate, turned out he was burying a small scrap of paper. He acted all cool about it. Just turned and walked out. No eye contact. Then I found his notes. He's not anywhere as smart as he acts, I couldn't even begin to read his handwriting! 

Very sloppy penmanship! 

But I'm so cute, how can I be disliked? Look animals love me!

Sometimes I find when someone hates everything I like, is snarky with anything I say, makes a sarcastic joke when I'm being thoughtful, ignores me when I'm in the room, rolls their eyes when talk about hopes and dreams... I used to think that person disliked me, but I had it all wrong. 

I'm not that special. 

I've had the illusion that I'm a great guy to know, but then people come along in my life that prove that wrong. I think I must be a mentalist/illusionist, because I sure can fool myself!

Could it be 'these people' are delusional enough that they wouldn't recognize what a great guy I am?

Nah. They are very smart and talented, it's just me thinking I'm special enough that they'd even think of me in a nice way, when in fact I don't even enter their thoughts.

Silly, isn't it? To care. Caring is creepy, isn't it?

I know, right? Just a couple of people I had believed liked me, but really didn't. Possibly they were told to be nice and like me when they actually didn't. The longest email I've ever received was written in anger. They never have said, "thank you," unless they were told to do so. But just talking about it here, with you, makes it so much easier to forget them and move on to trying finally to enjoy my life, such as it is. 

It's a waste of time isn't it? 

I wish I were a robot or a zombie, so I didn't have feelings… Maybe a robot, instead of a zombie… Yeah, a robot. Because I hate being hungry.

Maybe it's the drugs. 

Was boiling a pot of water to make some tea. JL2 got me loving Tetley tea, so I reached into the box and plopped into the pot of bubbling water the big family size tea bag and went to sit down. When I felt it had been long enough, I went into the kitchen to pour the tea into the pitcher and discovered instead of putting in a tea bag, I dropped in a bag of Brown Sugar Cinnamon Pop-Tarts®!

It was all right! It was sealed in that silver mylar package, so it was dry. Hot and gooey! Eat 'em up, yum, yum!

Why is it so hot? Is the Earth getting too close to the sun? Will this be the hottest month? When will this heat end? Is it true that when there's no more room in Hell, the dead shall walk the Earth? It feels like Hell on Earth!

I think someone may have died from heat stroke over at the weird church across the street. There was an ambulance just parked with lights flashing for quite a while. I asked JL2 what kind a cult it was and she said, "It's Apostolic." 

Then I said, "I see lots of young people wearing their tshirts, they must be popular!" 

JL2 looked at me for a bit then it occurred to her, "No, that's Aéropostale®, baby!"

Later, I threw my hip out! I am so old I fell down and couldn't get back up. While down on the floor in agony I saw Jack the Cat coming to help me, but he only jumped up on my belly and sat there heating me up and keeping me from getting the very much needed oxygen.