I want to shut my eyes and sleep it all away in a dreamless coma!

I'm touched by all the personal messages people are posting about what Steve Jobs meant to them. People that weren't even Mac users seem to get how he changed the world. I remember when people told me how they felt when Disney died, or FDR, or John Lennon, or JFK... 

I was so depressed, but reading his quotes and the lovely comments from the people touch by his work has somehow filled me with a kind of joy. Isn't that strange?

I was just informed me that the assholes at the Westboro Baptist Church announced plans to protest at Steve Jobs's funeral. Why can't "Anonymous" do something about them?

What a GREAT time I had last night! JL2 bought a brand new mower that turned out to be 50% off!!! Couldn't believe the luck on that! Then she bought a skill saw that we've really needed! She also bought strings for the electric guitar and a cord to the amp! Oh, I had the best club sandwich I've ever had, and it was like two meals, because I ate half and got full, so into a box went the other half that became my midnight snack! It was like the best day EVER!!! 

Then…

I knew the wonderful feelings I was having last night would have to be ground down and chiseled away today. I'm just not strong enough to keep trying to get along with assholes. 

BTW, I spell assholes, c. u. n. t. s!

Enjoying today's chore of unfriending Conservatives, Teabaggers, Christians, Sunnis, Shias, Sikhs, Hillbillies, Meanies, Thugs, Terrorists, Gangstas, Oil Industry Employees, Banking Industry Employees, Monsanto Employees, Halliburton Employees, General Electric Employees, Publishers that ripoff writers, and people that use interns for free labor only! If you are any of these please unfriend me now!

It appears Sarah Palin might be under investigation for soliciting contributions under the guise of a possible run for the presidency when money was probably laundered through a cross-country family vacation. This might be getting good!

JK Rowling is one of over 60 people lining up to expose the truth and sue Fox News owner Rupert Murdoch's other fake news provider, the now defunct paper, "News of the World". I can't wait until Fox News also shuts down.

Two News items; Want the Good News or the Bad News first? "Male Circumcision Is Medically Beneficial, Experts Say" and "Research Reveals Oral Sex May Be Leading Cause of Mouth and Throat Cancers" Just when I thought I was getting ahead by being married, these doctors have to go shooting their mouths off and jerking me around emotionally. This News SUCKS!

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Doing all we can to support our local Occupy Wall Street protests, i.e. Nashville and Huntsville... Even Jack De Cat got involved, but he is so lazy he wouldn't get up to do anything but chew up his little protest sign. Slacker!

Because we think ecologically and try our best to live a "Green" lifestyle and reduce are carbon footprint, we're letting our lawn grow tall and then cut it to make alcohol in my still. We burn the alcohol in the generator to make electricity. All the energy is collected in batteries that also store the power from our windmill, our watermill, our methane generator and a small amount of solar. The solar is mainly used to separate hydrogen from water. My Honda Civic will soon run on hydrogen. I'm starting to grow weed to make clothing and brownies... I forgot the rest of what I was telling you…



This is so sad... One of the people that has changed my life is so many ways has died.

When I was about 12 years old my doctors, therapists, and counselors had Mensa contact my mother for a meeting in a big house. I took some tests and then a group of people met with her and for some reason they made her upset, so we left. I never knew what happened but I believe money was involved. Now whenever I have the need for nixtamalized corn flour, I think of what could have been.

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For some reason I have this strange tingling feeling all over my body. I've had it for the last few days. The bed seems to be spinning. It's another night of not sleeping. I'm sure I'll be sleepy today. Please make me feel better.

This sure is frightening! Need your help! As you know, I've been watching one or more movies a day for this website. However, I don't have cable, dish, Netflix, or even a tee vee... I've been watching films online, or borrowing DVDs to watch on my MacBook. So, I need you to post a film you think I should watch that is available on the web! Make it a good one!

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Look at that girl above! Did this young girl wreck the economy? Did she steal your money? Did she not pay taxes because her lawyer found a loophole? Did she foreclose on your house? Why is she being arrested for participating in her legal right to peacefully protest? Our nation's founders declared their independence on July 4, 1776, to break free of the tyranny of a nation that denied them the civil liberties that they believed all people were granted as a birthright. They reaffirmed that faith in independence from governmental tyranny with the ratification of the Bill of Rights in 1791. But Freedom cannot survive when those in power make exceptions to the First Amendment for speech they dislike or criticism they would rather not hear. FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHTS NOW!



Now what have those dumb shits have to say about that!

That tee vee show, "The Playboy Club" got cancelled? Dang! I didn't even get to see it? I haven't even seen the magazine in years. I picked up a couple of issues that promoted that show for something like 60¢ a few weeks back and I still haven't even looked at them.



Amanda Knox just got offered $1 Million to pose nude! What a welcome home treat! Haven't heard what magazine, yet. Anyone know?

Can you find the old Drive-In Movie Theatre you used to go to in these old newspaper ads, or hear the local radio station you used to listen to when you were young? Did you see any of these films? What's your best drive-in movie memory?

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JL2 has been doing my genealogy and from that we found a long line of navy men, submariners, ship captains, and other kinds of semen...

This is my great-great-great-grand pappy who suffered from something called paraphilic infantilism, but back then they just called it, "poopy-pants," and with that he took over as cap'n of a ship and later died of dysentery on the Pacific island of Nauru.

I dunno, he looks a lot like me. Maybe I should dress up as him for Halloween.

I feel like a tool!

I used to have quite a nice collection of tools! I had power tools, tools for precision work, tools for specific and delicate crafts, but when I moved I gave them all away. Why? I just thought I had no need to ever use them again. I had no idea what was just around the corner.

Now I have the space for a movie studio, so I need to build props and sets and rigs to hold lights…

I need to build frames and stretch canvases for JL2 paintings.

There's so much to do, but I haven't any tools or supplies or lumber, yet.

Feel awful today! So you know what to do; You are my medicine, make me feel better! My throat and sinuses closed up and I've been having these really horrible coughing spells. The wind has been blowing, there was a fire down the street, the field across from the house was bush-hogged... Just so many reasons for me to be inhaling particles. I even got out the Neti pot. 

Please make me feel better!

ESP, JL2's 13 year old kid came in my room and said, "We saw a UFO flying over Nashville today!" 

I asked her to describe it and she said, "It was round and shiny black and it reflected the ground under it." 

Did you take a picture of it? 

"No." 

Did you have your camera? 

"Yeah." 

You didn't think to take a photo? 

"Uh, no." 

Why? 

"Because mom and I both saw it with our own eyes!" 

Ugh...

JL2 and ESP went yard-sailing and they got me 2 DVDs "Closer" and "In the Bedroom" 2 films I like a lot.

It was my intention to start another fast this month, but feeling this way kinda made that look like an awful idea, so JL2 made me Angel Biscuits, Chicken Salad and Grape Salad... and it was GOOOOOOD!

Oh, and for dessert Peanut Butter Cup Cheesecake? Uhhhh.... 

OMG! I can't believe I was thinking of fasting this month!